Top Ten Signs You’re Wasted

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

10- You wake up as the sun comes up and you are naked laying next to a wilderbeast and slowly move to not disturb it. You walk down the stairs for a clean escape and there are pictures of your wife and kids.

9-You repeat to yourself how you scored five touchdowns five times to yourself.

8- You think it’s a great idear to shove a rom candle up your arehole and shoot them in your neighbors pool.

7- You make stool in the garage cat kitty litter box.

6- You fawk your cousin.

5- You eat frozen fish sticks thinking it’s a popsicle.

4-You use a banana peel to wipe.

3- You think Joy Bahard is a four and masturbate and use said banana peel.

2-You have an epiphany and believe that you’re are not an alcoholic whilst rubbing one out with gin and juice Jell-O shots.

And numbah one… You finger a beautiful girl and give her a dirty Sanchz only to wake up to this tranny ordering BMW parts and blowing kisses as it walks out da door.

 

 

 

[seafoam1 3,025]

15 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

10- You wake up as the sun comes up and you are naked laying next to a wilderbeast and slowly move to not disturb it. You walk down the stairs for a clean escape and there are pictures of your wife and kids.

9-You repeat to yourself how you scored five touchdowns five times to yourself.

8- You think it’s a great idear to shove a rom candle up your arehole and shoot them in your neighbors pool.

7- You make stool in the garage cat kitty litter box.

6- You fawk your cousin.

5- You eat frozen fish sticks thinking it’s a popsicle.

4-You use a banana peel to wipe.

3- You think Joy Bahard is a four and masturbate and use said banana peel.

2-You have an epiphany and believe that you’re are not an alcoholic whilst rubbing one out with gin and juice Jell-O shots.

And numbah one… You finger a beautiful girl and give her a dirty Sanchz only to wake up to this tranny ordering BMW parts and blowing kisses as it walks out da door.

 

 

 

Only did #6. 

Weddings do crazy things to people. 

 

She's still hot though.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

1 minute ago, seafoam1 said:

Only did #6. 

She's still hot.

 I ate mine out on the back deck whilst wifey was snoozing. I put a Benadryl in her hot pocket and enjoyed the evening sunrise a coming.

[seafoam1 3,025]

7 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I ate mine out on the back deck whilst wifey was snoozing. I put a Benadryl in her hot pocket and enjoyed the evening sunrise a coming.

Damn, now I wanna do your cousin too. 

[TommyGavin 790]

You post here. 

[Maximum Overkill 1,989]

Or you're this ass clown

 

 

[Maximum Overkill 1,989]

1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I ate mine out on the back deck whilst wifey was snoozing. I put a Benadryl in her hot pocket and enjoyed the evening sunrise a coming.

Remind me never to party with you.

[frank 2,306]

You can’t find your way home. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

1 hour ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Remind me never to party with you.

 I’m adopted so we’re not blood related and she’s hawter than an ice cinnamon  coffee with whip cream on top (34c)

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

46 minutes ago, frank said:

You can’t find your way home. 

 Nice reference . Blind Faith.