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I'm a Canino Sexist

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It's tough to admit, but it's time I admit it. 

 

Every time I see a doggo walking with their hooman, I immediately think "good boy!'. Or "he's taking his Dad for a walk." 

Or something like that. 

Even if the pupper turns out to be a girl. It's hugely Canino-Sexist.

I guess admitting you have a problem is the first step.  

I promise I'll work on it. 

Next time, I'll say: 

"Look at that Biitch!" 🐶

 

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They let people bring dogs on visiting day? 

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1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

They let people bring dogs on visiting day? 

Only for conjugal visits. 

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46 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Only for conjugal visits. 

Are you still in the hospital?

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46 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Are you still in the hospital?

Out Mon., Then back today.

 

It's Red Todd, Ted. 

...but Free Now!!  

Ewe? 🐑

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2 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Out Mon., Then back today.

 

It's Red Todd, Ted. 

...but Free Now!!  

Ewe? 🐑

Sorry to hear.  What brought you back in?

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What if the collar is pink?

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5 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Sorry to hear.  What brought you back in?

🚑

 

Blood Pressure 60/70.

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Just now, wiffleball said:

🚑

Oof... are you on happy pills?  :lol: 

Doctor, I'll have what he's having... :D

 

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3 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

What if the collar is pink?

Never know, could be a Rottweiler who IDs as a kitten. 

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Well my dogs wears a ku dog tag cause it's our team and him's a good boy

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1 minute ago, wiffleball said:

Never know, could be a Rottweiler who IDs as a kitten. 

Which reminds me, we have a male cat who has been with us for 13 years  My MIL still calls him "she;" to her all cats are girls.  I've stopped trying to correct her.  :lol: 

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Just now, jerryskids said:

Which reminds me, we have a male cat who has been with us for 13 years  My MIL still calls him "she;" to her all cats are girls.  I've stopped trying to correct her.  :lol: 

They're all poosays :dunno:

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What kills me is when owners get all cranky because you misgendered their dog or cat or whatever. 

 

That was a thing before anybody invented the word misgender.

 

"Hey, I'm sorry I didn't pick your mutt up & flip it over to check first"

 

 

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We misgendered a couple guinea pigs one time and that turned out awful

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