Would you rather be left alone in the woods with a beer or a woman?

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

What say you?

[WhiteWonder 2,737]

Reading this was like listening to a Biden speech 

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

Case specific, what kind of beer and how much?  A beer implies generally a single 12 ounce bottle or can.  Also depends on the woman.  There is a broad range between Rosie O'Donell and Margot Robbie.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,103]

20 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

Case specific, what kind of beer and how much?  A beer implies generally a single 12 ounce bottle or can.  Also depends on the woman.  There is a broad range between Rosie O'Donell and Margot Robbie.

It doesn't matter.  Either one would be way too much maintenance.  A can of beer doesn't give you any grief, nag you all day long and constantly tell you you're doing it wrong. 

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

12 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

It doesn't matter.  Either one would be way too much maintenance.  A can of beer doesn't give you any grief, nag you all day long and constantly tell you you're doing it wrong.

If the woman becomes a problem simply excuse yourself to do your business and then don't return.  A single can of beer is too little recompense for turning ones back on Margot Robbie.  Now a couple of cases of beer after Margot has been without soap, shampoo, deoderant a razor and a douche for a few days, well no question which way I am going then.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,103]

1 minute ago, Engorgeous George said:

If the woman becomes a problem simply excuse yourself to do your business and then don't return.  A single can of beer is too little recompense for turning ones back on Margot 
robbie.  Now a couple of cases of beer after Margot has been without soap, shampoo, deoderant a razor and a douche for a few days, well no question which way I am going then.

I feel like you're going to be wishing for that can of Beer sooner rather than later. 

[WhiteWonder 2,737]

The title says woods, the poll says home. Assuming Margot Robbie can shower at home then it’s a no brainer 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

4 hours ago, WhiteWonder said:

The title says woods, the poll says home. Assuming Margot Robbie can shower at home then it’s a no brainer 

Dayum, this is what I get for DWP, drunk while polling.

Oh well.

I'll still get the beer.