I Go This Drive Thru Daiquiri Shop Today To Get My…

[BunnysBastatrds 2,598]

…Lady a wedding cake daiquiri and they are out. So I ordered her  White Russian. Ditzy young idiot: We don’t call them White Russians anymore. Now we call them White Ukrainians. 
 

 I laughed, but it reminded me of changing French fries to freedom fries and French Ticklers from a truck stop bathroom of I-10. They didn’t work when you were ready to go into battle with you helmet on.

[kutulu 1,703]

I dig the cut of your jib

[IGotWorms 4,063]

 

[wiffleball 4,797]

Bet no one in that state could find uke on a map

 

- of Ukraine. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,598]

 No one? IT’s been on the news since the start and they almost always start showing the map.