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Mike Honcho

Weekend at Bernie's - totally unrealistic

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So these two guys have a computerized printout showing that same account got paid 4 times. That would have totally been flagged and wouldn't have taken 2 guys looking at printouts to find it.  And why were they even looking at payouts, like for what reason at all.  Completely unbelievable.  

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I got the $2 million. Where are your pages?

Get your pages.

Oh, my God!

You are not going to believe what you see!

- Okay.

- Turn to Page 28.

Right after 27.

- Got it.

- All right? You got it?

I want you to turn to Page 41 now.

- I got it.

- Check out line 18.

- Okay?

- Yeah.

- You see it?

- I see it.

What about it?

You are such a stupid piece of rat sh*t.

Hot!

- Watch your step!

- I am being barbecued here!

All right. Okay. All right, buddy

I am going to explain it to you real slow.

- Good.

- Okay.

There's more than one check issued

on the same life insurance policy claim.

One in December of '87, another in

April of '88, and two more in June.

- Making any sense?

- Yeah, he died four times.

Yes. According to this, he died four times.

So somebody screwed up.

It wasn't us. Was it?

No. It wasn't us.

Don't you see?

We just uncovered a $2 million error.

 

 

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This movie is as dumb as it gets, yet the beginning is still pretty watchable.

"Bless you my son"

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