10 Social Media Posts That Will Now Get You Arrested In Britain

[seafoam1 3,025]

 

The fearsome British Police have tightened up their bobby hats and begun a vicious crackdown on online posts, vowing to even extradite American citizens for offensive memes! Here are ten social media posts that could now land you locked up in British jail:

 

1. "God Save the Queen!": It's Allah save the Queen, you Islamophobe.

2. "Soccer is gay.": Double life sentence for calling football "soccer".

3. "No tea, thanks.": How. Dare. You.

4. "I would prefer my young daughter not be stabbed by an Islamic terrorist.": Keep your bigotry to yourself.

5. Keep this list in mind and remember the new, super-friendly British Police motto - think before you post!

6. "This is a picture of a cookie.": IT'S A BISCUIT, YOU CRIMINAL.

7. "Can't wait to try out my British accent on our trip to London. G'day, mate!": Okay, you might deserve a little jail time for this.

8. "I'm Anglican, I don't want to wear a burqa and bow to Mecca.": Will the xenophobia never end?

9. "Oy guv'nah, peck a peachy swarthing in ya bop.": WHAT DID YOU SAY??

10. "English and Irish accents sound exactly the same.": Straight to jail.

[posty 2,700]

The subject says 10 and yet they post 11…. Must be that Trump math…

[seafoam1 3,025]

Just now, posty said:

The subject says 10 and yet they post 11…. Must be that Trump math…

Aww....Poor puppy...

[posty 2,700]

That comeback was as limp as your wrist…

[Hardcore troubadour 15,433]

Voting age lowered to 16.  Too many good men died fighting Hitler. They should have let him take what he wanted and stayed home. 

[TBayXXXVII 2,546]

56 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Voting age lowered to 16.  Too many good men died fighting Hitler. They should have let him take what he wanted and stayed home. 

Voting ages should be increased, not decreased.

[seafoam1 3,025]

14 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

Voting ages should be increased, not decreased.

And based on number of years being self dependent. 5 at minimum as far as I'm concerned.