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Texas medical board director departs after being outed as planned parenthood employee.  

Deuteronomy 18:13.  Thou shalt be perfect with the Lord thy God.  Indeed Amen Thanks 

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SUPER-SIZED PEEPAWS PITY BUMP!

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13 minutes ago, Death said:

SUPER-SIZED PEEPAWS PITY BUMP!

That’s what your tranny calls it when he’s having sex with you.  

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17 minutes ago, weepaws said:

That’s what your tranny calls it when he’s having sex with you.  

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Mark 2:17.... On hearing this, Jesus said to them, “It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous...

 

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22 minutes ago, Death said:

 

Exactly, I’m going Heaven, while the righteous fool 👆🏿Is going to burn.  Indeed 

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1 hour ago, weepaws said:

Texas medical board director departs after being outed as planned parenthood employee.  

Hopefully wasn't White babies. 

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21 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Exactly, I’m going Heaven, while the righteous fool 👆🏿Is going to burn.  Indeed 

Satan will put you in charge of ice trays after you kneel before him.

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Matthew 7:1-5
  • "Do not judge, or you too will be judged" 
     
  • "For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" 
     
  • "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?" 
     
  • "You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye" 

 

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23 minutes ago, Drizzay said:

Opps?  Like short for "Opposite"?

I have told that dumbass multiple times it is “oops”…. He is too stupid to see it as he is too busy quoting fiction…

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34 minutes ago, posty said:

I have told that dumbass multiple times it is “oops”…. He is too stupid to see it as he is too busy quoting fiction…

I think I get it now. The P's in OPP stand for PEEPAWS!

Maybe the O stands for obtuse, obese or obstinate.

O.PEEPAWS, how can I explain it?
I'll take you frame by frame it
To have y'all all jumpin', shoutin', sayin' it
O is for obtuse, P is for PEE, scratch your temple
The last P, well, that's not that simple, uh
It's sorta like well, like a PAW on a kitten
It's three little letters that are missin' here
You get it on occasion if the other party isn't gaming
It seems I gotta start the explainin'
Bust it
PEEPAWS had a girl and met her on a nice hello
He got her name and number and at first took it slow
He blushed as soon as she started talkin' gynocology
Then he focked it all when he quoted Deuteronomy
He got home, waited a day, she's what he wanted to know about
Then he called up and it was Peefoam's house
It's O.P.P. time, other people's, but you get it
There's no chance for relationship, with his righteous indignation
OPP thinks his pee pee will fall off if he tries mastahbation
How many Geeks out there have to hold back the puke
When OPP from his bully pulpit starts citing Luke?
When it comes to OPP, no one gives a sh!t
Geeks just hope he pulls his club membership
 

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18 minutes ago, Death said:

I think I get it now. The P's in OPP stand for PEEPAWS!

Maybe the O stands for obtuse, obese or obstinate.

O.PEEPAWS, how can I explain it?
I'll take you frame by frame it
To have y'all all jumpin', shoutin', sayin' it
O is for obtuse, P is for PEE, scratch your temple
The last P, well, that's not that simple, uh
It's sorta like well, like a PAW on a kitten
It's three little letters that are missin' here
You get it on occasion if the other party isn't gaming
It seems I gotta start the explainin'
Bust it
PEEPAWS had a girl and met her on a nice hello
He got her name and number and at first took it slow
He blushed as soon as she started talkin' gynocology
Then he focked it all when he quoted Deuteronomy
He got home, waited a day, she's what he wanted to know about
Then he called up and it was Peefoam's house
It's O.P.P. time, other people's, but you get it
There's no chance for relationship, with his righteous indignation
OPP thinks his pee pee will fall off if he tries mastahbation
How many Geeks out there have to hold back the puke
When OPP from his bully pulpit starts citing Luke?
When it comes to OPP, no one gives a sh!t
Geeks just hope he pulls his club membership
 

👆🏿Can smell is own skin, and hair burning.  

Matthew 7:21-23.  Not everyone who says to Me, Lord, Lord, shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but He who does the will of My Father in heaven.  

Many will say to Me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in your name, cast out demons in your name, and done many wonders in your name? 

And then I will declare to them, I never knew you, depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness.  Indeed 

yet not I, But Through the Blood of Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior.   Indeed Amen Thanks 

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Opps? Like who we facing this week?

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35 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

Opps? Like who we facing this week?

PEEPAWS wet the bed at church camp. It was terrible. They called him Rubber Sheets.

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