SUXBNME 1,499 Posted June 7 "Ain't Dead Yet" I'm a little worse for wear And I'm losing all my hair And my 6 pack became a keg But the girls don't seem to care Can't shoot the jizz no more It just dribbles onto the I just met But I ain't dead yet Well the debt keeps piling up Shoulda signed the damn pre nup Took a cue from old Kid Rock They want your money - not your And the coffers are running low But I'm still snorting all the blow You bet 'Cause I ain't dead yet If you walked one mile in these shoes You would understand the blues 'Cause this old rocker has paid his dues This old rocker has paid his dues Well the sun is setting fast The party was not meant to last I'm gonna play my final show And scour the crowd for an eager ho And give my very last backstage pass So I can ravage that juicy ass I just met 'Cause I ain't dead yet No I ain't dead yet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted June 7 Seriously, give it a listen. It's perfect for our bestest poster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josh wiley 58 Posted June 7 Nice one. Spot on. Was just getting ready to tell him he might want to reel it in a little, but u beat me to it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,439 Posted June 7 This is my ballad. They are removing my pancreas, a foot of my intestines, and another MRI. Screw it. And, Im not scared. I want to see my dad. I hope y two theme songs are.…. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted June 7 Bunny....Nobody cares what you like. Well...mebbe he does, but he's just another poster here. Also, asshatholevaginabluewaffle, your real song is from SRV and you know it. remember the first time we land lined together? I do 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tebok 442 Posted June 7 I'm already smelling GOTY for Bunnyturds. This guy has perservered for years, has a drink on occasion and posts big, beautiful, incoherent rants late at night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tebok 442 Posted June 7 40 minutes ago, SUXBNME said: Bunny....Nobody cares what you like. Well...mebbe he does, but he's just another poster here. Also, asshatholevaginabluewaffle, your real song is from SRV and you know it. remember the first time we land lined together? I do Thanks for not taking my call tonight, fockface. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,439 Posted June 7 57 minutes ago, Tebok said: Thanks for not taking my call tonight, fockface. I’ll talk to you anytime. Like getting a numbah off the bathroom floor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
