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The Bunnybasturds Ballad

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"Ain't Dead Yet"
 
I'm a little worse for wear
And I'm losing all my hair
And my 6 pack became a keg
But the girls don't seem to care

Can't shoot the jizz no more
It just dribbles onto the
I just met
But I ain't dead yet

Well the debt keeps piling up
Shoulda signed the damn pre nup
Took a cue from old Kid Rock
They want your money - not your

And the coffers are running low
But I'm still snorting all the blow
You bet
'Cause I ain't dead yet

If you walked one mile in these shoes
You would understand the blues
'Cause this old rocker has paid his dues
This old rocker has paid his dues

Well the sun is setting fast
The party was not meant to last
I'm gonna play my final show
And scour the crowd for an eager ho

And give my very last backstage pass
So I can ravage that juicy ass
I just met
'Cause I ain't dead yet

No I ain't dead yet

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Seriously, give it a listen.  It's perfect for our bestest poster :headbanger:

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Nice one. Spot on. Was just getting ready to tell him he might want to reel it in a little, but u beat me to it

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This is my ballad. They are removing my pancreas, a foot of my intestines, and another MRI. Screw it. And, Im not scared. I want to see my dad. I hope 🤞  y two theme songs are.…. 
 

 


 

 

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Bunny....Nobody cares what you like.  Well...mebbe he does, but he's just another poster here. 
 

Also, asshatholevaginabluewaffle, your real song is from SRV and you know it.  
remember the first time we land lined together? I do :wall:
 

 

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I'm already smelling GOTY for Bunnyturds.

This guy has perservered for years, has a drink on occasion and posts big, beautiful, incoherent rants late at night.

:cheers:

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40 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

Bunny....Nobody cares what you like.  Well...mebbe he does, but he's just another poster here. 
 

Also, asshatholevaginabluewaffle, your real song is from SRV and you know it.  
remember the first time we land lined together? I do :wall:
 

 

Thanks for not taking my call tonight, fockface.

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57 minutes ago, Tebok said:

Thanks for not taking my call tonight, fockface.

 I’ll talk to you anytime. Like getting a numbah off the bathroom floor.  

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