TimHauck 2,859 Posted July 10 36 minutes ago, BudBro said: Meh. There are written accounts from witnesses to the birth, to include the mother and the earthly father of Jesus. It isn't something we can recount for you outside of your interest in pursuing the case. I think you were a believer that the covid jabs were actual vaccinations. So, it's wise we not spend too much time indulging your inner troll. Are you saying Mary wasn’t actually a virgin? I was raised Jewish, I really don’t know the story here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,017 Posted July 10 25 minutes ago, TimHauck said: Are you saying Mary wasn’t actually a virgin? I was raised Jewish, I really don’t know the story here. Well, everyone knows you are a virgin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BudBro 181 Posted July 10 3 hours ago, TimHauck said: Are you saying Mary wasn’t actually a virgin? I was raised Jewish, I really don’t know the story here. Lol...I wasn't there, so can't really vouch. Also, are you high? Nothing about my 2 interactions with you said Mary wasn't actually a virgin. Catholics believe she was a virgin throughout her life, though the Bible says Jesus had brothers and sisters. They (the RCC) attribute those to being step brothers and sisters from a previous marriage of a widowered Joseph. Everyone alive on the planet of Earth knows the birth story of Jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,859 Posted July 10 Just now, BudBro said: Lol...I wasn't there, so can't really vouch. Also, are you high? Nothing about my 2 interactions with you said Mary wasn't actually a virgin. Catholics believe she was a virgin throughout her life, though the Bible says Jesus had brothers and sisters. They (the RCC) attribute those to being step brothers and sisters from a previous marriage of a widowered Joseph. Everyone alive on the planet of Earth knows the birth story of Jesus. Well wtf is an “earthly father”? Honestly had never heard that term before, I was assuming you were saying that was the guy that focked Mary to make her get pregnant with Jesus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,907 Posted July 10 6 hours ago, BudBro said: Dark matter that holds the universe together is unexplainable. And in my opinion, a bunch of hooey. Dont get me started on that crap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,859 Posted July 11 Soooo… Does anyone have any believable explanations for how Mary got pregnant without someone focking her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,859 Posted July 12 Here’s a couple interesting articles that list some of the possibilities, IMO in order of likelihood: https://www.popsci.com/blog-network/ladybits/scientific-miracle-theories-marys-virgin-birth/ https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-science-behind-the-virgin-birth/ TL/DR: 1) Mary lied and wasn’t actually a virgin. Wait, she was only 12-13 years old? If the divine intervention is true, was God a pedo? 2) Got pregnant via dry humping. Wait, how old was Joseph? Was he a pedo? …big gap… 3) Got pregnant via semen getting through an open wound in her stomach …big gap… 4) Got herself pregnant through parthenogenesis. Apparently this can happen with insects, but not mammals (although there apparently is one sorta case but not really). Although it kinda sounds like for that to happen either Jesus or Mary might have been trannies. Now that would be ironic… Of course, only #4 if any could IMO be considered “divine intervention”… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,017 Posted July 12 1 hour ago, TimHauck said: Here’s a couple interesting articles that list some of the possibilities, IMO in order of likelihood: https://www.popsci.com/blog-network/ladybits/scientific-miracle-theories-marys-virgin-birth/ https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-science-behind-the-virgin-birth/ TL/DR: 1) Mary lied and wasn’t actually a virgin. Wait, she was only 12-13 years old? If the divine intervention is true, was God a pedo? 2) Got pregnant via dry humping. Wait, how old was Joseph? Was he a pedo? …big gap… 3) Got pregnant via semen getting through an open wound in her stomach …big gap… 4) Got herself pregnant through parthenogenesis. Apparently this can happen with insects, but not mammals (although there apparently is one sorta case but not really). Although it kinda sounds like for that to happen either Jesus or Mary might have been trannies. Now that would be ironic… Of course, only #4 if any could IMO be considered “divine intervention”… Leave it up to you to look up articles labeled "lady.bits". Take a break dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
