How big a flop will the Melania movie be?

[cyclone24 2,129]

23 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Imagine protesting this? Those people had to be the biggest losers in the country. Otherwise known as tds infected liberals. 

That’s exactly what I thought. Lol. How pathetic of a human do you have to be to actively protest the First Lady of a president. 
 

The left is a lot of pathetic things, but this might take the cake if they actually protest it. Bunch of losers.

[Engorgeous George 2,464]

The thing I liked about her was her eschewing the lime light as compared to some recent first ladies.  Now she does not have that. 

[Voltaire 5,621]

The anticipation for this Melania movie can only compare to when I was a giddy eight years old, in June of 1980, just before The Empire Strikes Back was released. We were third graders going out of our minds.  This was double stacked on top of the anticipation we were all feeling because that was also the summer that everyone was wondering who shot JR?

[thegeneral 3,940]

Does she get naked - only thing that would make this remotely watchable.

[Engorgeous George 2,464]

I predict it will be a hit with the drag community and those who like to attend wearing overcoats and carrying lotion.

 

I am picturing Trump being confronted with the existance of a Melania themed Drag Show.  Just imagine.  Maybe this movie will get the fad started.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,743]

 My flopper will be out 

[FrancieFootball 512]

Oh boy, we're only two days away from this movie stinking up empty theaters! (It premiers Thursday at the Kennedy-Trump Center for MAGA Propaganda.)

https://newrepublic.com/post/205753/melania-documentary-flops-behind-scenes-crew-regret

It's predicted take for the first weekend is a whopping $1 million.

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Melania’s early failure comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues behind the scenes and a whopping two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film. Director Brett Ratner, who made headlines after six women accused him of sexual assault and harassment during the #MeToo movement in 2017, was perhaps the most loathed person on set. (Actress Natasha Henstridge alleged that Ratner forced her to perform oral sex on him when she was 19, Olivia Munn claimed that Ratner masturbated in front of her, and more recently, he was pictured shirtless in the Epstein files.)

“I feel a little bit uncomfortable with the propaganda element of this,” one crew member shared, “but Brett Ratner was the worst part of working on this project.”

“He did actually chew a piece of gum and throw it in a coffee cup on my cart,” a staff member told Rolling Stone, [but] “didn’t acknowledge my existence for even one nanosecond.”

Trump will be calling it an excellent film, no doubt. That will make this epic fail even more hilarious.

Oh, and Melania is pocketing a cool $28 million from it.

Woo!

[posty 2,902]

15 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said:

Oh boy, we're only two days away from this movie stinking up empty theaters! (It premiers Thursday at the Kennedy-Trump Center for MAGA Propaganda.)

I want to see what Rotten Tomatoes will have, but I would not be surprised if they didn't post any numbers...

[TBayXXXVII 2,720]

I'm sure a lot of people will watch it.  I have no interest.

[SaintsInDome2006 981]

It’s a big bribe by Netflix & its partners. I’d love to see a Melanija movie, just one investigating her early years in Slovenia, working as a “model” {cough cough} and her arrival into NYC & how she was hooked up with The Donald by Paolo Zampoli (“US Representative for Global Partnerships”) & Epstein {cough*Epstein*cough} .

[FrancieFootball 512]

Just now, posty said:

I want to see what Rotten Tomatoes has it as, but I would not be surprised if they didn't post any numbers...

What the hell was Amazon thinking in making this steaming poo pile?

It's already looking like it won't even make back the $40 million that Amazon invested.

No one cares about Melania, and Trump has gotten a whole lot less popular thanks to the two Minnesota killings.

I'd be willing to bet it barely makes it a week before getting yanked

Here is a list of flops that got pulled the quickest:

https://www.watchmojo.com/articles/top-10-fastest-movies-pulled-from-cinemas/it-s-pat-1994

[seafoam1 3,693]

Just now, SaintsInDome2006 said:

It’s a big bribe by Netflix & its partners. I’d love to see a Melanija movie, just one investigating her early years in Slovenia, working as a “model” {cough cough} and her arrival into NYC & how she was hooked up with The Donald by Paolo Zampoli (“US Representative for Global Partnerships”) & Epstein {cough*Epstein*cough} .

Cool. You should make that. 

You have nothing yet but I believe in you. 

[posty 2,902]

2 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said:

What the hell was Amazon thinking in making this steaming poo pile?

It's already looking like it won't even make back the $40 million that Amazon invested.

No one cares about Melania, and Trump has gotten a whole lot less popular thanks to the two Minnesota killings.

I'd be willing to bet it barely makes it a week before getting yanked

Here is a list of flops that got pulled the quickest:

https://www.watchmojo.com/articles/top-10-fastest-movies-pulled-from-cinemas/it-s-pat-1994

$40 million is nothing to Amazon, even though they just laid off 16,000...

[seafoam1 3,693]

27 minutes ago, posty said:

$40 million is nothing to Amazon, even though they just laid off 16,000...

Amazon has more than 1.5M employees.

They will probably hire 30,000 tomorrow. 

A WHOLE 16000? 

 

[Hardcore troubadour 16,446]

Won’t flop like that Springsteen movie. Oooof 

[Fireballer 2,736]

Probably a bigly flop.  

[FrancieFootball 512]

18 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Won’t flop like that Springsteen movie. Oooof 

It made about $45.2 million, so we'll see about that.

I didn't see it, nor do I care to see it.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,446]

26 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said:

It made about $45.2 million, so we'll see about that.

I didn't see it, nor do I care to see it.

Made? Impossible.  You know how profit works, right??

[FrancieFootball 512]

17 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Made? Impossible.  You know how profit works, right??

Well, if you go back and look at the first post in this thread, you would know that I do. We can use the word gross of you want to be all nitpicky about it.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,446]

1 minute ago, FrancieFootball said:

Well, if you go back and look at the first post in this thread, you would know that I do. We can use the word gross of you want to be all nitpicky about it.

You said made, meaning it turned a profit. It did not. Move along ding dong

[MDC 8,374]

Should’ve called it The Highest Paid Hooker.

[seafoam1 3,693]

23 minutes ago, MDC said:

Should’ve called it The Highest Paid Hooker.

Poor mdpee. 

[seafoam1 3,693]

[MikeMatt 593]

I just saw her in person - doing a Fox show - it’s a man baby. It’s a man. 

[Voltaire 5,621]

Soon the whole world will know that I was Melania's last boyfriend before Donald Trump wooed her away...

... well, maybe not the whole world, but anybody who watched the movie.

At any rate, if I don't get cut out, there should be dozens of people able to confirm that.

[FrancieFootball 512]

1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

You said made, meaning it turned a profit. It did not. Move along ding dong

I didn't say profit. I said it made $45.2 million, which it did.

 

[seafoam1 3,693]

Just now, FrancieFootball said:

I didn't say profit. I said it made $45.2 million, which it did.

 

Lotta broke liberals rooting for failures. 

[Hardcore troubadour 16,446]

1 hour ago, FrancieFootball said:

I didn't say profit. I said it made $45.2 million, which it did.

 

It cost over 50 million.  Shut up. 

[seafoam1 3,693]

1 hour ago, FrancieFootball said:

I didn't say profit.

You never profited from anything. Tha's why you are broke princess rusty. 

[FrancieFootball 512]

36 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

It cost over 50 million.  Shut up. 

It grossed $45.2, sockfucker.

[squistion 2,831]

 

[FrancieFootball 512]

[seafoam1 3,693]

5 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said:

A better woman than you'll ever get and a better man than you'll ever be rusty. 

[seafoam1 3,693]

22 minutes ago, squistion said:

 

That doesn't make any sense squidtard. 

[seafoam1 3,693]

2 hours ago, FrancieFootball said:

 I said it made $45.2 million profit, which it did.

 

What's wrong with a $45.2 million profit?

[Hardcore troubadour 16,446]

1 hour ago, FrancieFootball said:

It grossed $45.2, sockfucker.

Didn’t make money, finance guy. How stupid are you? 

[FrancieFootball 512]

55 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Didn’t make money, finance guy. How stupid are you? 

I really don't care, sockfucker. Lol.

 

[Hardcore troubadour 16,446]

Woody Guthrie would not play his guitar for Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton or Obama. And he wouldn’t sing along with Bruce sellout Springsteen either. He’d sniff him out a mile away 

[Hardcore troubadour 16,446]

4 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said:

I really don't care, sockfucker. Lol.

 

[thegeneral 3,940]

4 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Woody Guthrie would not play his guitar for Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton or Obama. And he wouldn’t sing along with Bruce sellout Springsteen either. He’d sniff him out a mile away 

He sure could