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Its a trading places scenario.  I have seen generation after generation of druggie white trash, just as much as african american.  Its all about the environment you grow up in.  99 percent of the time if that is all you know...that is all you become.  No sense pointing fingers.  

Was he african american? Then the swimming stereotype is confirmed

I tell my dog he is a wothless bag of crap all the time.  Shat for brains..doofus...dumbazz...

I put him down daily...but in an enthusiasric voice.

Excellent Movie!!

I like Sorkin's Narrative style to his movies.

Recommend it!!

Im thinking that the best thing to do would be to enroll in LSU and take your business acumen to mess with the faculty and party like its 1985 and your Rodney Dangerfield.

 

Whats the worst that could happen?

 

Back to School baby!!  Your kid would love it.

 

Good luck man..agreed on the BK lawyer...

Someone here said its like trying to wipe peanut butter out of shag carpet lol

First and foremost...............did we get a CAN SIZE?!
 
 
Second, I'd get that focking idiot out of your focking house. It's only a matter of time before her poor decision making costs you big time. 

A flaps due to govt funded bariatric surgery.  So much skin hanging off she had her own wind suit.

So my moron sister in law.. who is nothing but a financial drain on her parents...who now live with us if you recall.

Has 4 kids...2 diff dads...one kilked hisself...sad.

She has been living off the public dole for years...

Wont even call her parents unless she needs money

Got a 50k life insurance policy when her son killed hisself.. blew it buying a boat..motorcycle and a camper for her new boyfriend..

Buys a new 2018 car...a month later totals it...comes to find out that she never called progressive to put it on her insurance.  She said the dealership was gonna do it.  progressive wont pay anything...even for the other guys damaged car.  She does have gap insurance up to 120k it says in her paperwork from dealership...
Does she have any hope of getting out of this mess?

She just borrowed 400 dollars from her parents.. to buy tires for a junker so she can drive 45 minutes to her line cook job.  She just moved she says because she cant stand her mother.

Its one thing after another...

Oh and the best part...she lives with her boyfriend and her ex husband because he is a special olympian and cannot take care of himself..none of his family wants him..he just gets his check and drinks it away.  And she married the guy lol.  Luckily no kids involved.

To rule them all?

Once u go asian.. you no want caucasian

Its just stickless hockey for poor people.

All you need are kids..a dog skull wrapped in paper and you can play.  Dont have to be 7 ft tall...bench 350lbs and it is easily accesible to the masses.

At my school there was a Mona Little and a Harry Beaver.  40 yrs ago.

Best way to buy fireworks is to join a fireworks organization.  Gives u the ability to buy wholesale.  For what you spend on one cake ypu can get a case of 4.  The markup is ridiculous.

People older than 30 see the # as the "pound" sign.

Its ironic that the womens abuse movement most people read as

Pound me too.

At the time, 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers' was my scariest (1978-1979 version). 
 
'The Thing' (1984) with Kurt Russell was very scary.

I was young...that body snatches had me super skeered.  No shiz.