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Cloaca du jour

Member Since 06 Nov 2013
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#6267680 Race and Drug Arrests: Another Big Lie

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 18 July 2018 - 03:58 AM

Its a trading places scenario.  I have seen generation after generation of druggie white trash, just as much as african american.  Its all about the environment you grow up in.  99 percent of the time if that is all you know...that is all you become.  No sense pointing fingers.  

#6265534 Former NHL Gialie Ray Emery sleeps with the fishes

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 15 July 2018 - 05:38 PM

Was he african american? Then the swimming stereotype is confirmed

#6264459 You ever had to personally put down a pet?

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 13 July 2018 - 06:40 PM

I tell my dog he is a wothless bag of crap all the time.  Shat for brains..doofus...dumbazz...

I put him down daily...but in an enthusiasric voice.

#6260274 Mollys Game

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 08 July 2018 - 09:40 PM

Excellent Movie!!

I like Sorkin's Narrative style to his movies.

Recommend it!!

#6253245 So..........

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 27 June 2018 - 03:57 AM

Im thinking that the best thing to do would be to enroll in LSU and take your business acumen to mess with the faculty and party like its 1985 and your Rodney Dangerfield.


Whats the worst that could happen?


Back to School baby!!  Your kid would love it.


Good luck man..agreed on the BK lawyer...

#6252861 A thousand brown swipes.

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 26 June 2018 - 02:51 PM

Someone here said its like trying to wipe peanut butter out of shag carpet lol

#6251631 Family stories...legal issue

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 25 June 2018 - 05:53 AM

First and foremost...............did we get a CAN SIZE?!
Second, I'd get that focking idiot out of your focking house. It's only a matter of time before her poor decision making costs you big time. 

A flaps due to govt funded bariatric surgery.  So much skin hanging off she had her own wind suit.

#6250708 Family stories...legal issue

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 23 June 2018 - 09:21 AM

So my moron sister in law.. who is nothing but a financial drain on her parents...who now live with us if you recall.

Has 4 kids...2 diff dads...one kilked hisself...sad.

She has been living off the public dole for years...

Wont even call her parents unless she needs money

Got a 50k life insurance policy when her son killed hisself.. blew it buying a boat..motorcycle and a camper for her new boyfriend..

Buys a new 2018 car...a month later totals it...comes to find out that she never called progressive to put it on her insurance.  She said the dealership was gonna do it.  progressive wont pay anything...even for the other guys damaged car.  She does have gap insurance up to 120k it says in her paperwork from dealership...
Does she have any hope of getting out of this mess?

She just borrowed 400 dollars from her parents.. to buy tires for a junker so she can drive 45 minutes to her line cook job.  She just moved she says because she cant stand her mother.

Its one thing after another...

Oh and the best part...she lives with her boyfriend and her ex husband because he is a special olympian and cannot take care of himself..none of his family wants him..he just gets his check and drinks it away.  And she married the guy lol.  Luckily no kids involved.

#6250045 One Rabbit

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 22 June 2018 - 04:46 AM

To rule them all?

#6249909 Asian female actors

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 21 June 2018 - 06:13 PM

Once u go asian.. you no want caucasian

#6246617 Check in here if you do not care about Soccer

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 17 June 2018 - 10:26 PM

Its just stickless hockey for poor people.

All you need are kids..a dog skull wrapped in paper and you can play.  Dont have to be 7 ft tall...bench 350lbs and it is easily accesible to the masses.

#6246616 April Raines

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 17 June 2018 - 10:12 PM

At my school there was a Mona Little and a Harry Beaver.  40 yrs ago.

#6245824 How much do you spend on fireworks for the 4th?

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 16 June 2018 - 10:58 AM

Best way to buy fireworks is to join a fireworks organization.  Gives u the ability to buy wholesale.  For what you spend on one cake ypu can get a case of 4.  The markup is ridiculous.

#6245734 Add Chris Hardwick to the #MeToo Victim List

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 16 June 2018 - 05:05 AM

People older than 30 see the # as the "pound" sign.

Its ironic that the womens abuse movement most people read as

Pound me too.


#6244718 Spinoff: Scariest movie ever

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 14 June 2018 - 07:17 PM

At the time, 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers' was my scariest (1978-1979 version). 
'The Thing' (1984) with Kurt Russell was very scary.

I was young...that body snatches had me super skeered.  No shiz.