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Cloaca du jour

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#6371789 My son just projectile puked all over the place

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 08 December 2018 - 07:28 PM

Not as good as yours.  

The power of christ compels you!!!

Bring in an excorcist.


#6363328 What brand of power tools do you prefer ?

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 25 November 2018 - 11:04 AM

My favorite tool is my Kreg Jig


#6363327 What brand of power tools do you prefer ?

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 25 November 2018 - 11:03 AM

Thats great.

I have a 13 year old who loves working with lumber and natural wood.  He is currently making these for gifts.
https://www.trendir....d-slice-wreath/


Send him here:  ana-white.com. home made plans for all kinds of furniture...etc..etc.  includes cut lists...and all instructions.  I have made several things from a dog box to outdoor furniture.  Great site.


#6361150 Which cute little critter would you eat: Koala bear, baby seal or a puppy?

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 20 November 2018 - 07:44 AM

If hygienic and prepared well, I'd try any of them.


Im sure you have had puppy and didnt even know it china doll


#6358473 I was banned for LIFE at Sea World- Spermoff

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 15 November 2018 - 07:30 PM

I was in europe and saw these two scottish women...so I say..

Hello ladies...what are you two fine scottish ladies up to?

They got all offended and said Wales in a huff.

So I asked what are you two wales up to tonight?


#6357938 I was banned for LIFE at Sea World- Spermoff

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 15 November 2018 - 06:03 AM

Reminds me of a friend of mine who spent thousands on medical school.  Lost his license due to sleeping with a patient.  Good guy too.
Had to close his vet practice.


#6357834 Interview tips

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 14 November 2018 - 10:19 PM

I havent interviewed in 25 years...I got nuttin.

I imagine being honest about your abilities and areas of improvement would help.  A large group like that...someone can sniff out bs.

Im sure you have asked what they are looking for...try to emulate that.


#6355956 Clear PET scan, b1tches!

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 12 November 2018 - 02:40 PM

🍒🍆🍑


#6354323 How did you get into your career

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 09 November 2018 - 01:18 PM

Started out on fries...worked my way up to counter...then assistant manager.  Knocked up the owners only daughter married her...when he kicked off...inherited his 5 stores.

The american way!!


#6353261 Black Dog vs Over the Top

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 08 November 2018 - 11:20 AM

Two completely un related movie genres.


#6349431 A diet with more vegetables

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 03 November 2018 - 03:03 AM

I have done better with veggies since moving to Asia.

Why? I hate the taste of vegetables generally. Not a fan of the texture of most either.

But here they are mostly covered in vinegar and or some spicy as Fock sauce. I can do that.

For instance, cabbage blows. Cole slaw, sauerkraut, focking disgusting. But Ill eat kimchi like a boss.


Love sauteed cabbage and noodles...haluski.  love cabbage rolls...love slaw...cabbage is awesome!!


#6349317 Mostert arm injury

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 02 November 2018 - 05:31 PM

Milk...does a body good.


#6347417 The White Castle of fornicating........

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 31 October 2018 - 02:56 PM

Wiffleball casting couch?


#6347416 What halloween candy are you giving out?

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 31 October 2018 - 02:55 PM

I have 12 kids in my neighborhood.  The welfare rangers will drop kids off by the car load.  I would have near 300 kids.

Screw that.

I like the ones that drag an infant out and expect you to put candy in their bucket.  Little wic baby dont even have teeth.


#6346468 Golden Tate traded to PHI

Posted by Cloaca du jour on 30 October 2018 - 01:03 PM

Goldent taint becomes philthy taint