Man walking downstairs with a sword....guess what happens.

[cyclone24 1,814]

That's right....stabs himself in the Diick.

He gone.

 

https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018/07/17/man-dies-stabbing-groin-sword/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

[ZeroTolerance 582]

I have seen a lot of sh*t in our ED, but a sword to the d*ck would be a first.

[drobeski 3,061]

Reminds me of a story.

 

I once intentionally fell up the stairs coming very late and drunk to fake a knee injury.

My house key got jammed right in the center of my palm between bones.

The doctor had to have another doctor hold my hand down while he removed it with linesman pliers.

 

Moral of the story, dont bother faking an injury when you can just go with a real one.

 

Was the wife's keys, had about 15 stupid gadget, rings, pink slinky .

Good times

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Reminds me of a story.

 

I once intentionally fell up the stairs coming very late and drunk to fake a knee injury.

My house key got jammed right in the center of my palm between bones.

The doctor had to have another doctor hold my hand down while he removed it with linesman pliers.

 

Moral of the story, dont bother faking an injury when you can just go with a real one.

 

Was the wife's keys, had about 15 stupid gadget, rings, pink slinky ######.

Good times

That sounds about as painful as it gets

[fandandy 3,311]

Reminds me of a story.

 

I once intentionally fell up the stairs coming very late and drunk to fake a knee injury.

My house key got jammed right in the center of my palm between bones.

The doctor had to have another doctor hold my hand down while he removed it with linesman pliers.

 

Moral of the story, dont bother faking an injury when you can just go with a real one.

 

Was the wife's keys, had about 15 stupid gadget, rings, pink slinky ######.

Good times

Did the doctors make a stupid joke like; No wonder he couldn't get in. This is the key to his house not his hand! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!