ZeroTolerance

Truly an epic. I definetly wouldn't watch it without having seen the bulk of the films leading to this point though

Lions make the most Lions pick possible.

Ridiculous though. If your b*tch ass pitcher buzzes a guy's head twice in one at bat, he doesn't have a damn thing to complain about if that guy shows him up the next night. Dumb enough that he didn't get ejected for it in the first place.

Rhys Hoskins with a 34 second home run trot last night. At first I was thinking "what a punk ass", then I saw what the pitcher had done against him the previous night (threw two fastballs just over his head). Completely justified.

"As part of the new bill, superintendents or principals would be asked to provide alternatives to suspension or expulsion that are “age appropriate and designed to address and correct the pupil’s specific misbehavior.”" That looks like it means they can still be punished, just not by keeping them at home. Whether this bill is a disaster or not will come down to how those punishments are handled (I assume the reasoning behind this is something along the lines of kids who act up in school are the ones who need to be within the structure of a school and not at home getting into trouble, or maybe that some of the punks actually welcome getting out of school).

Sounds like a good place for the Coachella puppy b*tch to work.

A simple misunderstanding. It's "religion of piece". A piece of Abdul here, a piece of Mahmoud there...

Yeah, but only because some other people did something else first. A vicious cycle of some people doing some things.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-mistakenly-tweets-millions-dead-111215069.html Trump offered support for Sri Lanka in the early morning tweet. "Heartfelt condolences from the people of the United States to the people of Sri Lanka on the horrible terrorist attacks on churches and hotels that have killed at least 138 million people and badly injured 600 more. We stand ready to help," the president said. The president deleted the original tweet and added a corrected version with the nearly 140 people dead figure in the blasts. See, it could have been worse.

Limers fans are a bunch of kunts.

For the crowd that is already on the bus ride to hell...a parody of invasive law firm advertisements in Metro Detroit (one of the lawyer's sons was born blind and featured in some of their commercials).

The real question is: which ends first, his winning streak or Trebek's time as host?

Well that's different, usually he prefers to appear on toast, or oil slicks.

A few years back, had an interesting trauma come in at the end of my shift. Dude shoots up some heroin, and decides he is going to climb a rotting tree in his yard and cut off the top portion, because who hasn't shot up heroin and had the urge to do some landscaping? Well, the tree wasn't having any of his sh*t, and in what I can only assume is a rare case of arborial murder/suicide, falls over, sandwiching him between itself and the roof of the house.

Credit to Shepard Smith. Interviewing a French government official who called this the French 9/11 and tried to blame Muslims until Smith cut him off. Plenty of time to make this about them once you actually do an investigation.