hoytdwow 202 Posted May 10, 2006 One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 295 Posted May 10, 2006 A guy goes to the doctor for a physical with a carrot in his ear, a stalk of celery in his nose, and a loaf of french bread shoved up his butt, the doctor walked in, took one look at him and said "I can tell you right now you're not eating right!" POW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted May 10, 2006 A guy goes to the doctor for a physical with a carrot in his ear, a stalk of celery in his nose, and a loaf of french bread shoved up his butt, the doctor walked in, took one look at him and said "I can tell you right now you're not eating right!" POW! This is not one line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted May 10, 2006 Three nuns walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
