Giants Fan 85 Posted May 16, 2006 So, this morning I'm walking in my parking lot, and I'm like ... "hey ... that looks like the CD tray out of my center console over there." It was. Some friggin crackhead decided to risk SEVERE bodily injury and reach in to my Jeep and open up the center console, which had nothing of value in it ... however it did have a plastic bag full of torx bolts and screws .... everything I need to fasten down my softop hardware. It even had one of the rear window retainer plates. Total street value? ZERO ... but totally screws me ... means I gotta now go to the friggin junkyard and buy a new plate, and I gotta go to Home Depot and FIND bolts that will work ... will cost me less than $10, but it's a total friggin PIA, will take me at least an hour of driving around in this God forsaken city. I've also got this cat that keeps pissing on my seats. So, I'm gonna buy some mousetraps and start leaving them on the seats. Teach that little focker a lesson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 71 Posted May 16, 2006 crystallize some draino and put it in a baggy in your console...crack head problem goes away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted May 16, 2006 So, this morning I'm walking in my parking lot, and I'm like ... "hey ... that looks like the CD tray out of my center console over there." It was. Some friggin crackhead decided to risk SEVERE bodily injury and reach in to my Jeep and open up the center console, which had nothing of value in it ... however it did have a plastic bag full of torx bolts and screws .... everything I need to fasten down my softop hardware. It even had one of the rear window retainer plates. Total street value? ZERO ... but totally screws me ... means I gotta now go to the friggin junkyard and buy a new plate, and I gotta go to Home Depot and FIND bolts that will work ... will cost me less than $10, but it's a total friggin PIA, will take me at least an hour of driving around in this God forsaken city. I've also got this cat that keeps pissing on my seats. So, I'm gonna buy some mousetraps and start leaving them on the seats. Teach that little focker a lesson. Nothing personal, (well, yea it is) but if you EVER fock with a kat like that I will hunt you down and Phillybear you.. I don't think you would anyways..(fock with the kat, that is) Don't you still have one? Or did you decide to go with the small puppy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted May 16, 2006 I have a hardtop now ... that's part of the problem ... I need the hard upper windows now ... and they cost like $800. I still have a cat. I am a responsible cat owner. I had her spayed, even though she's an inside cat. Cats that spray are un-neutered males. So, if you really care about cats ... if I KILL THIS CAT, it will cut down on the population of unwanted stray cats. And yeah ... if I could, I would kill that friggin cat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TerrySilver 0 Posted May 16, 2006 its a tip that jeeps are for homos Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted May 16, 2006 I have a hardtop now ... that's part of the problem ... I need the hard upper windows now ... and they cost like $800. I still have a cat. I am a responsible cat owner. I had her spayed, even though she's an inside cat. Cats that spray are un-neutered males. So, if you really care about cats ... if I KILL THIS CAT, it will cut down on the population of unwanted stray cats. And yeah ... if I could, I would kill that friggin cat. Naa..I really don't think you could..(I hope) My compliments to you as a responsibe kat owner BTW Just out of curiosity, if you own a kat, how could you even think of harming another one? So it pissed in your jeep...Could you really kill it for that? I can think of many more humans to kill than animals... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted May 16, 2006 Naa..I really don't think you could..(I hope) My compliments to you as a responsibe kat owner BTW Just out of curiosity, if you own a kat, how could you even think of harming another one? So it pissed in your jeep...Could you really kill it for that? I can think of many more humans to kill than animals... Yes. It would benefit cats as a whole if I were to eliminate one un-neutered male. There's 2 possibilities: 1) The cat is a stray, 2) The cat has an irresponsible owner That ONE un-neutered male will cause, possibly hundreds of other cats to suffer. I'd prefer to catch it and take it to the ASPCA, but if I had a pellet gun and a chance ... yeah, I'd take it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adam smitty 0 Posted May 16, 2006 its a tip that i am a homo Fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted May 16, 2006 Yes. It would benefit cats as a whole if I were to eliminate one un-neutered male. There's 2 possibilities: 1) The cat is a stray, 2) The cat has an irresponsible owner That ONE un-neutered male will cause, possibly hundreds of other cats to suffer. I'd prefer to catch it and take it to the ASPCA, but if I had a pellet gun and a chance ... yeah, I'd take it out. I totally agree with you as far as the 1 male causing other kats to suffer, and I think that your heart / reasoning is in the right place, but if you kill the damn thing with a pellet gun for just pissing on your seats, then what everyone else says here is right..GFIAFP Would you do the same thing to a dog? A goat? A Llama? Or is it that it's just a stray kat, and they need to be controlled like the Jews (Hitler) If you would really kill a kat for pissing on your seats then you, my friend, are really focked up. Personally, I don't think you would, but who knows? Kat on my lap right now...sorry for the rant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q.Lazzarus 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Don't kill the cat unless it's attacking your daughter in the golf cart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted May 16, 2006 I don't have a pellet gun ... so, it's hyopthetical. Look at it this way ... my, 7 pound female cat could be raped by that male and catch a fatal disease. There was a male cat at my last apartment complex that terrorized my cat. I caught him one night and threw him in the pool. He feared me ever since, but it didn't keep him away from my cat. I shoulda taken him to the pound and had him put to sleep when I had the chance. But ... yeah ... F yeah ... I would kill this cat if I could. Not because it pissed in my Jeep ... but that does help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted May 16, 2006 I don't have a pellet gun ... so, it's hyopthetical. Look at it this way ... my, 7 pound female cat could be raped by that male and catch a fatal disease. There was a male cat at my last apartment complex that terrorized my cat. I caught him one night and threw him in the pool. He feared me ever since, but it didn't keep him away from my cat. I shoulda taken him to the pound and had him put to sleep when I had the chance. But ... yeah ... F yeah ... I would kill this cat if I could. Not because it pissed in my Jeep ... but that does help. You kill the kat, then it's on you.. I understand the overpopulation problem, but damn, dood...it's a focking seat.. also, itsatip that 7 pounds is way too small for an adult kat..Feed the damn thing already Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q.Lazzarus 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Dont kill the cat GF. cage it up next time, and call animal control to pick it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted May 16, 2006 You kill the kat, then it's on you..I understand the overpopulation problem, but damn, dood...it's a focking seat.. also, itsatip that 7 pounds is way too small for an adult kat..Feed the damn thing already She's a Korat ... it's a small breed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texasmouth 1 Posted May 16, 2006 its a tip that jeeps are for homos This is probably coming from one of the fags with the noisey fat can rice burner cars. I understand the overpopulation problem, but damn, dood...it's a focking seat.. I feel the same way, damn dood, it is just a stray cat, no one will miss it or care. Jeep seats are expensive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted May 16, 2006 I didn't think I would ever agree with a Cowgirls fan ... but ... Yeah! Cloth recliners too! You know I'll never get that smell out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites