donhaas 18 Posted June 13, 2006 THe one night I decide to work on my front porch. Do I duck inside or take them on like a man??? (Five houses down now ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted June 13, 2006 THe one night I decide to work on my front porch. Do I duck inside or take them on like a man??? (Five houses down now ) I used to anwser the door in my underwear, smoking a cigarette, holding a can of beer. They got the message duck inside, you moron Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ilov80s 0 Posted June 13, 2006 THe one night I decide to work on my front porch. Do I duck inside or take them on like a man??? (Five houses down now ) Invite them inside for some goat's blood and a showing of the newest addition to your anal pron collection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donhaas 18 Posted June 13, 2006 Church of the Latter Day Saints I am currently downloading some porn right now, but I didn't mention that. I told them that I'd get back to them It's usually hippies around here, so it was a nice change of pace Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted June 13, 2006 Church of the Latter Day Saints I am currently downloading some porn right now, but I didn't mention that. I told them that I'd get back to them It's usually hippies around here, so it was a nice change of pace Puzzy You should have hid like I told you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lindust20 2 Posted June 13, 2006 We have a jahova witness church built a street down from us years back. One day after they opened, started to walk around trying to get people to join. We answered the door and told them to never come back(and didn't take the papers they were trying to give us). Shut the door in there face cause they wouldn't give up. Needless to say, they never came back! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donhaas 18 Posted June 13, 2006 Puzzy You should have hid like I told you I'm just too lazy. I just ate like 12 pieces of meat loaf and am pretty comfortable on my porch. I figured these guys would have to be pretty tenacious for me to regret my decision, and they weren't. A couple of young'ins. Poor kids Hope its just a phase for them. I watched 'em go up and down the block. They were getting crushed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted June 13, 2006 We have a jahova witness church built a street down from us years back. One day after they opened, started to walk around trying to get people to join. We answered the door and told them to never come back(and didn't take the papers they were trying to give us). Shut the door in there face cause they wouldn't give up. Needless to say, they never came back! You are a mean one. The "Watchtower" is delightful reading Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROBOKOP 0 Posted June 13, 2006 I arrested one about a year ago for OWI. I got four seperate mailings from her afterwards including a card and this last occasion a full package inclusing a couple "watchtowers", a bible, and a four page letter. She said it was the last one though, thought I had a stalker. All kinds of weird stuff in the letters about acting crazy during PMS and subsequent internet info about PMS, her alcoholism, and asking for forgiveness with the elders of her church. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old School 360 Posted June 13, 2006 I usually offer them a beer- tends to make the conversation very short. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Mora 33 Posted June 13, 2006 this is why i usually keep a dead rat lying around. Draw a pentagon on the porch with that lipstick you keep in the top drawer of your dresser and crack open a beer. Light up a cigarette right before they get there and then fire up the rat, tossing it on the middle of the pentagon. Start speaking in tongues and cross your eyes and chant random ###### as they near. Trust me, they won't be back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROBOKOP 0 Posted June 13, 2006 this is why i usually keep a dead rat lying around. Draw a pentagon on the porch with that lipstick you keep in the top drawer of your dresser and crack open a beer. Light up a cigarette right before they get there and then fire up the rat, tossing it on the middle of the pentagon. Start speaking in tongues and cross your eyes and chant random ###### as they near. Trust me, they won't be back. A flaming pentagon? What do you want to do give them 9-11 flashbacks? I think you mean pentagram Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,850 Posted June 13, 2006 Take one for the team. Pretend like you're interested for a few hours so your neighbors don't have to suffer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
