Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 14, 2006 Since Father's Day is coming on Sunday, here is a thread for all of the Dads to say what they feel to their kids. I will start us off: • I changed your freaking diapers for years. Get ready to change mine. • I paid for you to live for 18+ years. My golf club membership is due and the bill is coming to you • Your screaming got me up in the middle of the night many times. When I call you for bail money in the middle of the night, you better be ready • Your Mom used you as a reason why we could not have sex for years. It’s about time that you hooked up Dad with a high-priced hooker. • I fed you a bottle in the middle of the night. I fed you oatmeal first thing in the morning. I have cut up every piece of food that went into your mouth. I made meals that no person in their right mind would ever make (hamburger and banana on rye). So when I order the lobster and filet special, you better be picking up the tab • I have sat through hours and hours of your sporting events. In the rain, hung over, and during times when I wanted to be many other places. It is about time that you came up with Super Bowl tickets • I tucked you into bed every night. Daddy needs you to have some little hottie tucking him into bed on your dime. • Camping. ‘nuff said. If there is ever an animal poised to eat me or harm me in any way, you better be prepared to thrust your body in the way • Your bedroom took up the space that was to be my “workout room”. You should be paying for my liposuction, you ungrateful little ######. • Yeah, I farted. For all of the times that I dealt with your bodily fluids, you could take one for the team and say you did it instead of me • Toys. You had tons of them and half of them you never played with. For the amount of money that I spent on those toys, you owe me some new Pings. Deal with it. I did. Give me some of yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted June 14, 2006 Wake him up with a blow job!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted June 14, 2006 Wake him up with a blow job!! Hot plops! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Cheney 1 Posted June 14, 2006 You're awesome little Buddy! Why does Mommy have to live with us? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted June 14, 2006 Get a haircut and a job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
