L5UT1ger 0 Posted July 7, 2006 ***UPDATE*** Our mutual friend called me yesterday and invited me to go with him and cook supper at his friends house in a different place. I went and she rode with us. Whether i was invited by her through him or not, i dont know. We got back into town about midnight, then we dropped off our mutual friend and went ride around again, but this time it was until 4:30 AM. The music was not the focus as it was more conversation than drunk singing, although we were drunk, and yes, driving again. She questioned whether i had feelings for my exwife still, which was awkward, and told me i needed to quit worrying about our age difference. I said hanging out with her was like hanging out with a friend, which i assumed was a good thing, because i meant that we had alot in common and all that, but she was not happy that i said that, then said that no this was more than friends. We kissed and all, so that was a good thing...I still hadnt asked her out though. In fact i addressed if i was supposed to ask her out and she said yea, but oh well... i didnt. I guess this situation has tuned into...RAT's ASS because there is no hilarity here except from my ineptitude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Label Society Posted July 7, 2006 ***UPDATE*** Our mutual friend called me yesterday and invited me to go with him and cook supper at his friends house in a different place. I went and she rode with us. Whether i was invited by her through him or not, i dont know. We got back into town about midnight, then we dropped off our mutual friend and went ride around again, but this time it was until 4:30 AM. The music was not the focus as it was more conversation than drunk singing, although we were drunk, and yes, driving again. She questioned whether i had feelings for my exwife still, which was awkward, and told me i needed to quit worrying about our age difference. I said hanging out with her was like hanging out with a friend, which i assumed was a good thing, because i meant that we had alot in common and all that, but she was not happy that i said that, then said that no this was more than friends. We kissed and all, so that was a good thing...I still hadnt asked her out though. In fact i addressed if i was supposed to ask her out and she said yea, but oh well... i didnt. I guess this situation has tuned into...RAT's ASS because there is no hilarity here except from my ineptitude. From reading your posts, it's obvious to me you're a fucking red neck, and as long as she's not your sister or your cousin, I think you're doing well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pingpong 0 Posted July 7, 2006 Coast clear. She told you to ask her out, she told you not to worry about the age difference. Sounds like you are either too chicken or stoopid to ask her out. Which is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
L5UT1ger 0 Posted July 7, 2006 From reading your posts, it's obvious to me you're a fucking red neck, and as long as she's not your sister or your cousin, I think you're doing well. Nah...not a red neck. a coonass. not even close to the same thing... she is my cousin actually. her great great great grandfather was my great great grandfather. So i think that makes us like nineteeth cousins. That means its way better than most in these parts...*hears banjo music* Coast clear.She told you to ask her out, she told you not to worry about the age difference. Sounds like you are either too chicken or stoopid to ask her out. Which is it? chicken. i havent had the best luck with women. my divorce was hard as im sure they all are, but this girl is the first one since then that i find legit attractive, not just some passerby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Label Society Posted July 7, 2006 Nah...not a red neck. a coonass. not even close to the same thing... she is my cousin actually. her great great great grandfather was my great great grandfather. So i think that makes us like nineteeth cousins. That means its way better than most in these parts...*hears banjo music*chicken. i havent had the best luck with women. my divorce was hard as im sure they all are, but this girl is the first one since then that i find legit attractive, not just some passerby. BTW, I was joking. Just take her out, have some fun, don't get TOO serious too quick. Try enjoying the time together. Everybody knows that after 6 months all the fun is out of the way, and they become nothing more than a glory hole who annoys you about everything you do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted July 7, 2006 ... she is my cousin actually. Ah. The story gets interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pingpong 0 Posted July 7, 2006 her great great great grandfather was my great great grandfather. So i think that makes us like nineteeth cousins. Would that make it 4th cousins once removed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
L5UT1ger 0 Posted July 7, 2006 Everybody knows that after 6 months all the fun is out of the way, and they become nothing more than a glory hole who annoys you about everything you do. I had actually forgotten that, thanks for reminding me. Would that make it 4th cousins once removed? If you are serious, i have no idea what grade of cousin or whatever. 'round here thats plenty safe. The messed up thing is that im related to her through my mother who is from a larger city and not through my father that is from this here small town. I guess if i get to make relative humidity ill have to let yall know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 554 Posted July 7, 2006 Would that make it 4th cousins once removed? Everyone in Louisiana is related. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stop talking cheerleader 0 Posted July 7, 2006 After much thought and consideration I've decided that you are a PuSSsssy. Seriously your how old again? It's not like you've never made a move on somebody or have gotten a woman right? She may be more mature then you, so just go with it My Lord. I'm done with this thread and the next update I see better be that you made a move or she slapped you, k Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
L5UT1ger 0 Posted July 9, 2006 After much thought and consideration I've decided that you are a PuSSsssy. Seriously your how old again? It's not like you've never made a move on somebody or have gotten a woman right? She may be more mature then you, so just go with it My Lord. I'm done with this thread and the next update I see better be that you made a move or she slapped you, k I slept at her house friday night... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doughboys_2002 11 Posted July 9, 2006 Just tell her your going to be in BR, but your hanging out with your friends, never neglect your friends cause they have been there for you longer, and be there just as long if not longer then her. Then ask her if she want to hang out after you get back, thats all bro. You can't make it look like you are too interested or needy, play it off like cool if we do, cool if we don't! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pingpong 0 Posted July 10, 2006 I slept at her house friday night... Did you do her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fervid Ro 0 Posted July 10, 2006 Did you do her? a gentleman never tells. which means there are very few true gentlemen out there. It takes more than one date to know for sure. at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted July 10, 2006 I failed sawilson's AA test too badly. her double A battery test? bzzzzzz bzzzzzzz she sounds perfect...drunk on 8 ounce beers..no teef.. next time u are with her and you both put the truck up on blocks for the night, show her the calvin and hobbs peeing on jeff gordon mudflap that u just bought..and drop it in front of her... when she bends down to pick it up, take er down the straightaway and along with your fingers, go 3 wide in her no-no... no need to invite her over for holidays since shes already family... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stop talking cheerleader 0 Posted July 10, 2006 I slept at her house friday night... Thank Goodness, I was worried for a minute Am going to ASSUME that you got some action, rather in the bed or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
L5UT1ger 0 Posted July 10, 2006 her double A battery test? bzzzzzz bzzzzzzz she sounds perfect...drunk on 8 ounce beers..no teef.. next time u are with her and you both put the truck up on blocks for the night, show her the calvin and hobbs peeing on jeff gordon mudflap that u just bought..and drop it in front of her... when she bends down to pick it up, take er down the straightaway and along with your fingers, go 3 wide in her no-no... no need to invite her over for holidays since shes already family... Aint you an Auburn fan? Must be speaking from experience here i take it... a gentleman never tells. It takes more than one date to know for sure. at least. Correct on both statements... I wasnt ready for that kinda stuff yet anyhow. My next question is this...Saturday when i talked to her, i didnt offer to hang out with her that evening because we had done something together Thursday and Friday...Im hoping that was a smart thing to do...also, i havent called yet...not sure when im supposed to do that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted July 10, 2006 Everybody knows that after 6 months all the fun is out of the way, and they become nothing more than a glory hole who annoys you about everything you do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites