neworleansff2003 0 Posted July 7, 2006 Team A (me), is drafting #3, LJ and SA go 1 and 2. I go to draft LT2 and Team B (#6 pick) sticks his finger in my but-t-hole. I get real surprised, and somewhat excited, thus distracting me long enough for my pick to time out and Team C (#4 pick) drafts LT2 out from under me A-La NYJ's. After the draft I see Team B spooning Team C....thus I think this is a clear case of collusion. Some of the people in my leage say NO WAY, just simple man-love. What do you guys think, do I have a case or not? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
duaneok66 0 Posted July 7, 2006 Team A (me), is drafting #3, LJ and SA go 1 and 2. I go to draft LT2 and Team B (#6 pick) sticks his finger in my but-t-hole. I get real surprised, and somewhat excited, thus distracting me long enough for my pick to time out and Team C (#4 pick) drafts LT2 out from under me A-La NYJ's. After the draft I see Team B spooning Team C....thus I think this is a clear case of collusion. Some of the people in my leage say NO WAY, just simple man-love. What do you guys think, do I have a case or not? next time , draft with adults . . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
burdsheet 0 Posted July 7, 2006 Team A (me), is drafting #3, LJ and SA go 1 and 2. I go to draft LT2 and Team B (#6 pick) sticks his finger in my but-t-hole. I get real surprised, and somewhat excited, thus distracting me long enough for my pick to time out and Team C (#4 pick) drafts LT2 out from under me A-La NYJ's. After the draft I see Team B spooning Team C....thus I think this is a clear case of collusion. Some of the people in my leage say NO WAY, just simple man-love. What do you guys think, do I have a case or not? maybe you and your friends should do a LPGA draft instead ... the ladies of LPGA are probably more man than you and your h0m0 friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parja 0 Posted July 7, 2006 Hmm, two feisty newbies. Good catch. That's some quality troll bait you've got there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neworleansff2003 0 Posted July 8, 2006 behold the power of the Gado cat. Hmm, two feisty newbies. Good catch. That's some quality troll bait you've got there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neworleansff2003 0 Posted July 8, 2006 ouch!!! In before The Lube. IBTL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harken34 0 Posted July 8, 2006 maybe you and your friends should do a LPGA draft instead ... the ladies of LPGA are probably more man than you and your h0m0 friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
biggtyme13 0 Posted July 8, 2006 did he smell his finger after maybe that was a sign that the fix was in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marty-mar 0 Posted July 8, 2006 Did he pull his finger out and draw a mustache on your upper lip? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted July 8, 2006 Actually, it wasn't collusion - that was the most action you've seen in a decade, so it's not like you missed LT2 for nothing. this may be one of the funniest topics I've seen this year. IB4TL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neworleansff2003 0 Posted July 10, 2006 bump for the Massachusettes Gay Marriage victory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rebooters 1 Posted July 10, 2006 Did he pull his finger out and draw a mustache on your upper lip? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dalemite 0 Posted July 10, 2006 I always make sure to wear clothes while drafting. I'm still not understanding you completely though. 1. You have the 3rd pick...you will obviously draft LT2. 2. You perhaps have a minute or two to announce your pick...heck, I'll give you just 30 sec. 3. The surprise of the UFIA should have worn off quickly allowing you to both remove offending finger and draft LT2. Or just announce LT2 and remove said finger as there is nothing preventing your mouth from functioning. (Unless of course, you draft by farting morse code, as many leagues seem to be moving to this year.) HooRay for UFIA!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted July 10, 2006 HooRay for UFIA!!! UFIA = uninvited finger in arse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted July 10, 2006 Team A (me), is drafting #3, LJ and SA go 1 and 2. I go to draft LT2 and Team B (#6 pick) sticks his finger in my but-t-hole. I get real surprised, and somewhat excited, thus distracting me long enough for my pick to time out and Team C (#4 pick) drafts LT2 out from under me A-La NYJ's. After the draft I see Team B spooning Team C....thus I think this is a clear case of collusion. Some of the people in my leage say NO WAY, just simple man-love. What do you guys think, do I have a case or not? Alas da dirty sanchez drafting technique ( DSDT ) in practice ! incredibly effective -- but at the exact same time incredibly ghey ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grateful Parrot 0 Posted July 10, 2006 Team A (me), is drafting #3, LJ and SA go 1 and 2. I go to draft LT2 and Team B (#6 pick) sticks his finger in my but-t-hole. I get real surprised, and somewhat excited, thus distracting me long enough for my pick to time out and Team C (#4 pick) drafts LT2 out from under me A-La NYJ's. After the draft I see Team B spooning Team C....thus I think this is a clear case of collusion. Some of the people in my leage say NO WAY, just simple man-love. What do you guys think, do I have a case or not? Is Team B's owner Ron Mexico? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
