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Awwwwwwe, I absolutely :lol: my gift 'bag'! Thank you so much!! I don't think anyone can guess what it is... :banana:

 

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A slightly used cantaloupe?

Ironically that's what I'm eating right now... but it wasn't from him. :thumbsdown:

 

a basketball net attached to a remote controlled bandwagon ?

I'm not a dude to be into such gadgets. What I got is soft and warm and fuzzy. :ninja:

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Ironically that's what I'm eating right now... but it wasn't from him. :thumbsdown:

I'm not a dude to be into such gadgets. What I got is soft and warm and fuzzy. :ninja:

it was in reference to you having 4 favorite basketball teams

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A heavily used triple ripple butt plug?

Don't confuse me with Edjr.

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I'm not a dude to be into such gadgets. What I got is soft and warm and fuzzy. :thumbsdown:

A stained, smelly, claustrophobic gerbil?

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it was in reference to you having 4 favorite basketball teams

I know..... and it's 2: 1 from the east and 1 from the west. :thumbsdown:

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Ironically that's what I'm eating right now... but it wasn't from him. :thumbsdown:

I'm not a dude to be into such gadgets. What I got is soft and warm and fuzzy. :ninja:

 

 

Dead kat with a lit piece of charcol?

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A stained, smelly, claustrophobic gerbil?

:(

 

It's not stained, smelly, not a gerbil... but since it came in a box, it could have been claustrophobic.

 

Dead kat with a lit piece of charcol?

Now that wouldn't be soft nor fuzzy, but it would be warm! Quite warm! :thumbsdown:

But wrongo! :ninja:

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:(

 

It's not stained, smelly, not a gerbil... but since it came in a box, it could have been claustrophobic.

Now that wouldn't be soft nor fuzzy, but it would be warm! Quite warm! :thumbsdown:

But wrongo! :ninja:

 

Designer tampons?

 

What?

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Designer tampons?

 

What?

 

That does not even remotely equal warm, fuzzy, and soft.

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It's not stained, smelly, not a gerbil... but since it came in a box, it could have been claustrophobic.

Oh, he must not have let it out yet :thumbsdown:

 

A living sample of his back hair?

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Oh, he must not have let it out yet :ninja:

 

A living sample of his back hair?

Strike has no back hair, near as I can tell.. :thumbsdown:

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An airline ticket to join him for a weekend of hot steamy sex and WSOP fun?!?!?!?!

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The 9 year old boy he had chained in the basement?

I don't think he'd be classified as being "warm" if that were the case. More like hot, in more ways than one. :ninja:

 

An airline ticket to join him for a weekend of WSOP fun?!?!?!?!

I wish! :banana: But, no.

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I don't think he'd be classified as being "warm" if that were the case. More like hot, in more ways than one. :banana:

My bad, the goat in the spare bed room

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My bad, the goat in the spare bed room

The box it came in is 12" x 14". So, no.

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The box it came in is 12" x 14". So, no.

Ohhhhhhh, you should have said so, the feather boa he wore to the Judy Garland Retrospective

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Ohhhhhhh, you should have said so, the feather boa he wore to the Judy Garland Retrospective

The only feathers I have are the ones found on my birdies' backs. :banana:

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Impressive, I didn't think he would send you his pink fuzzy codpeice with matching go go boots, well done Strike!

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Impressive, I didn't think he would send you his pink fuzzy codpeice with matching go go boots, well done Strike!

I asked him about that, and well he wouldn't give it to me. :banana: So, no.

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The Anal Intruder 2000 with French Tickler tip?

That'd be an Edjr tool to go with the butt plugs mentioned above. :banana: So, no.

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It isn't his used gum collection is it?

Soft, warm, and fuzzy.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzz! Used gum = hard. So, no.

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Bzzzzzzzzzzzz! Used gum = hard. So, no.

A) He rechews it so it doesn't get hard

2) I didn't think you would be happy to get his mom's used condom collection

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A cat steak with birds tendorizing the meat? :banana: i

Now that would have been an idea.... Had I received that, I would have sent it to Sux with much :banana:

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Now that would have been an idea.... Had I received that, I would have sent it to Sux with much :banana:

 

I'm sure that would have gone over well :banana:

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A) He rechews it so it doesn't get hard

2) I didn't think you would be happy to get his mom's used condom collection

A) It would get hard shipping from CO to CA

2) That is not soft, warm, nor fuzzy. ewww.

 

Are you drunk? :banana:

 

I'm sure that would have gone over well :banana:

It would have gone over as well as your offer for me to take you out for pizza on my dime. :banana:

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It is wearing off :( , I am going to bed

Alrighty! Good night. GG though. :banana:

 

A whale cooter.

 

don'thatemei'mjustplayin'

I could never hate you, BPB :banana: . I'll even give you a hint. What he got me is already in text in this post.. :banana:

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Alrighty! Good night. GG though. :banana:

I could never hate you, BPB :( . I'll even give you a hint. What he got me is already in text in this post.. :banana:

 

He gave you a GG? What's that? :banana:

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He gave you a GG? What's that? :banana:

Yes, he did give me a GG! :banana:

 

good game..

But, no.

 

It's so obvious.. with the hint I gave you! :banana:

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Good night CN. :banana:

Good night. And what he got me is what I affectionately call you and Philly... with a Miami Heat Champion's jersey on it and cool sunglasses.. :banana:

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