avandradejr 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Just bored, and killing time, draft is this friday. Your mom is so stupid, she bought a glass door with a peep hole in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted August 23, 2006 Your mom is a very warm, kind and caring individual. I wish her the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
g5jamz 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Your momma is so bald...when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a busted condom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scasarano 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Your mom's so dead, Earl Woods is her golf instructor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ignignokt 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Your mom is a very warm, kind and caring individual. I wish her the best. My favorite was from White Men Can't Jump: "I saw your momma kicking a can down the street the other day...I asked her what she's doing...she said, "'Moving.'" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-jb- 0 Posted August 23, 2006 your mom is on the geek board. you should go look for her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaWeffa 0 Posted August 23, 2006 bring it to the geek bored you jackhole!...i brought your mom there and everyone had a turn! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffkomlo 19 Posted August 23, 2006 Your momma's so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince she's so old her social security no. is 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avandradejr 0 Posted August 23, 2006 bring it to the geek bored you jackhole!...i brought your mom there and everyone had a turn! Thats a little harsh. Your mom is so fat, when she put on a Malcolm X shirt, a helicopter landed on her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ffdomino 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Your mom smells like hot arse even on cold days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
private_pyle 0 Posted August 23, 2006 The next time you see your mom you won't reconize her, because I shaved her back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MahSoonerz 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Your mother's job was making pron with farm animals, until she got pregnant with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hotgumbo1 12 Posted August 23, 2006 Your momma so dumb, she climbed a tree cuz she wanted to be branch manager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
macca 0 Posted August 23, 2006 If ugliness were bricks, your mom would own a project. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted August 23, 2006 your momma so fat when she wears her Malcolm X shirt, helicopters try to land on her. She's so fat, when she jumps up in the air, she gets stuck. She's so fat, her belt size is equator She's so fat, when she goes to dance, she makes the band skip. your momma so poor, her welcome mat just says "Well?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StayFlyTilAddai 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Your mom is so loose it's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hotgumbo1 12 Posted August 23, 2006 Your mom is so loose it's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway... Folks, this post is officially closed. We've got the winner! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffkomlo 19 Posted August 23, 2006 Thats a little harsh. Your mom is so fat, when she put on a Malcolm X shirt, a helicopter landed on her. She's so fat she uses a bungee cord as a garter belt. Yo mama so fat she got busted in the airport for having 200lbs of crack. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn the surveillance cameras off. Finally.. I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause I don't even know the man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spousal Neglect 0 Posted August 23, 2006 your momma is so hairy, she looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock. your mommy is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang your momma is dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 128 Posted August 23, 2006 Your mama is so nasty they had to to try and eat her puzzy on Fear Factor! Your mama broke her leg and gravy poured out. Your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out. Your mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose. Your mama is so dumb she's afraid to get a computer cause she don't want to catch a virus. Finally...... Your mama's so ugly she got beat by Kurt Warners wife in a beauty pageant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antagonist 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Next time you see your mom, tell her I need my slippers back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipton7x 0 Posted August 23, 2006 your mom goes to college.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PackYourNut 47 Posted August 23, 2006 the only difference between your mother and a subway is that not EVERYBODY has ridden a subway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cactusgarrett 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Your momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 128 Posted August 23, 2006 Your mom is so loose it's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway... Don't care for that...but your name is cool as hell..."Stay Fly Til Addai" Creative....you win "Name of the Day Award" Congrats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackARoot 2 Posted August 23, 2006 Your mom is so ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pronghorn3 0 Posted August 23, 2006 your mom has a wooden titty with a kick stand on it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Shepherd 10 Posted August 23, 2006 Yo Mama throws a football worse than Michael Vick and catches one worse than Ashley Lelie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cinciman7 2 Posted August 23, 2006 Your mom had a child so stupid that he couldn't post on the correct board. Buuuwwwaaaahhaaaahhaaa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Funaki 0 Posted August 23, 2006 You're Mama's so fat that when someone yells Kool-Aid she comes crashing through the wall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackARoot 2 Posted August 23, 2006 Pointing at your mom "The last time I saw a mouth like that, there was a hook in it!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steelers2101 7 Posted August 23, 2006 Thats a little harsh. Your mom is so fat, when she put on a Malcolm X shirt, a helicopter landed on her. Your mom is so fat she got hit by a bus and said "quit playin." (while doing the "shooing" motion one does when a fly buzzes near them) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff72116 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Your mom is so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottlaroc 0 Posted August 23, 2006 My favorite was from White Men Can't Jump: "I saw your momma kicking a can down the street the other day...I asked her what she's doing...she said, "'Moving.'" Mine too. Beat me to the post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Damone 10 Posted August 23, 2006 Seriously, can we get off of mom's. Cause I just got off yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kiki 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Mine too. Beat me to the post. Your mamma's so Fat, when she fell down and broke her leg.... gravy poored out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted August 23, 2006 Your momma is so big she ties a rope around your daddy's feet and uses him for a tampon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Your mom is so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her. that's one of my favs. As for the breaking the leg, you two both focked that one up. It's "your momma's so fat, her blood type is gravy". hth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shake_a_leg 0 Posted August 23, 2006 You're mom's so dumb that she watched your dad get beat up right in front of her and your little brother and sister by some guy in his fantasy football league... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
