Awesome......i didn't go to work today!

[neworleansff2003 0]

Sweet....i ditched work today (and havent done much there for the last 3 months anyway)......2 years ago I was by far the most productive person at this job....anyway......I got a job offer from another company (which checked my references and knows i haven't been doing jack) and they offered 40 mil baby.....

 

NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO FEED DEM KEEDS.

[Chiefs04 0]

Sweet....i ditched work today (and havent done much there for the last 3 months anyway)......2 years ago I was by far the most productive person at this job....anyway......I got a job offer from another company (which checked my references and knows i haven't been doing jack) and they offered 40 mil baby.....

 

NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO FEED DEM KEEDS.

 

Is your name...Aaron Brooks??

[Hagy34 0]

Daunte Culpepper?

[MTSkiBum 1,626]

What porter hopes to happen?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Although he was never close to being the most productive at his position

[J-Money 4]

branch?

[pollardposse 0]

Welcome to da forum Mr. Branch. Guess you can turn in your food stamp card now.

[Nikethemutt 0]

Deion Branch today:

 

"I just got $40 mil from the Seahawks"

 

then.....

 

$40,000,000.00 6 year contract

-15,000,000.00 Taxes

-15,000,000.00 Agent's Cut

- 2,000,000.00 One wild a$$ed party celebrating his new phat contract

- 4,000,000.00 Gotta have a new crib in Seattle

- 600,000.00 League Fine

--------------------

3,200,000.00 over 6 years

 

 

Deion Branch tomorrow:

 

"I'm holding out! I gots kids to feed!"

[Joborgo 0]

Deion Branch today:

 

"I just got $40 mil from the Seahawks"

 

then.....

 

$40,000,000.00 6 year contract

-15,000,000.00 Taxes

-15,000,000.00 Agent's Cut

- 2,000,000.00 One wild a$$ed party celebrating his new phat contract

- 4,000,000.00 Gotta have a new crib in Seattle

- 600,000.00 League Fine

--------------------

3,200,000.00 over 6 years

Deion Branch tomorrow:

 

"I'm holding out! I gots kids to feed!"

 

$15m agent's cut, are you nuts?

[De Novo 0]

$15m agent's cut, are you nuts?

No, just ignorant.

[OD99 0]

And very poor at math.

 

Even with his crazy $15,000,000 fee to the agent he would have $3,400,000 left...

[Cuse74 0]

Deion Branch today:

 

"I just got $40 mil from the Seahawks"

 

then.....

 

$40,000,000.00 6 year contract

-15,000,000.00 Taxes

-15,000,000.00 Agent's Cut

- 2,000,000.00 One wild a$$ed party celebrating his new phat contract

- 4,000,000.00 Gotta have a new crib in Seattle

- 600,000.00 League Fine

--------------------

3,200,000.00 over 6 years

Deion Branch tomorrow:

 

"I'm holding out! I gots kids to feed!"

 

 

 

 

taxes on $40M would be a heck of a lot more than $15M...probably closer to $20M

[Counterfit 0]

taxes on $40M would be a heck of a lot more than $15M...probably closer to $20M

 

 

Not a farking chance, 50% tax rate? wern't you paying attention when your presidents over the last decade kept lowering the taxes for the rich? I'm not sure what the tax rate is but I know it's not 50%.

 

 

I believe agent's standart is 10% as well so that's 4 Mil over the life of the contract.

[muzz 0]

Deion Branch today:

 

"I just got $40 mil from the Seahawks"

 

then.....

 

$40,000,000.00 6 year contract

-15,000,000.00 Taxes

-15,000,000.00 Agent's Cut

- 2,000,000.00 One wild a$$ed party celebrating his new phat contract

- 4,000,000.00 Gotta have a new crib in Seattle

- 600,000.00 League Fine

--------------------

3,200,000.00 over 6 years

Deion Branch tomorrow:

 

"I'm holding out! I gots kids to feed!"

 

 

You forgot the $600,000 that the Pats will take back for him being Mini TO.........

 

That is all.....

[edjr 6,898]

Massachusetts has a 5.25 state tax on your pay. What's Washington's, does anyone know?

 

This is all assuming he will be paid the entire 40 million, which he won't. I'll do it anyway.

 

After his agents fee, lets say it's 6% that's 2.4 million

 

That leaves branch with 37,600,000

if Branch would have stayed in Mass, he'd have ended up paying about 34% in taxes.12,580,000

 

Leaving him with 25,020,000 over 6 years? Um yeah, I could live with that.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

And very poor at math.

Nobody said athletes are smart.