Spinoff: How would you bang TheNewGirl?

[edjr 5,595]

With love and caring

[kutulu 1,554]

With love and caring while my girlfriend wtaches, tied up in the corner.

 

[BMoney 0]

i'd have her lick her nips without using her arms. I will watch, dip my cack in paint, and slap

it on every page of her wedding picture album, then shoot on her feet and shower them with

hair from a barber shop. or if she's done that before, just in the ass.

 

 

theres a Hallmark moment

[Dan Hawkins 0]

As 2LiveCrew once said...."face down....ass up that's the way we like to fock."

[Giants Fan 85]

I'm just gonna answer the question, if that's OK. Haven't read the post.

 

Doggy style, with an ashtray, on her left cheek, and I'd pull out just in time, to spooge in the ashtray ... and put out my smoke. TSSSSSSSS. Then I'd smack her ass and say,

 

"Go make me a sammitch ... bich"

 

and "where the fock did you hide the remote?"

 

and when she comes to look for it yell,

 

"Didn't I tell you to make me a sammitch!?"

 

Sometimes snapping your fingers or screaming "I SAID NOW!" helps induce a faster response.

[kutulu 1,554]

Rolled in powdered sugar and then I'd hit the wet spot with my

[kutulu 1,554]

Rolled in powdered sugar and then I'd hit the wet spot with my

 

THREAD KILLER

[SUXBNME 1,346]

Rolled in powdered sugar and then I'd hit the wet spot with my

At her advanced age, do you think she still has a wet spot?

[kutulu 1,554]

At her advanced age, do you think she still has a wet spot?

 

You could throw her in a puddle.

[SUXBNME 1,346]

You could throw her in a puddle.

Then I'd have to rent a crane