Spinoff: How would you bang TheNewGirl?

[kutulu 1,553]

Doggy-style

 

[Big Blue 06 195]

In the ass.

[Liberals are Clueless 0]

I would give her my 7 inches however she wanted it.

[Strike 4,015]

In the ass.

 

I truly believe this is the only option. That chick is way too fertile to come anywhere near her bagina.

[yostevo 0]

I would bang her with cymbols to the head.

[edjr 5,593]

I would give her my 7 inches however she wanted it.

 

 

you sure you're up for sex three times?

[kutulu 1,553]

I truly believe this is the only option. That chick is way too fertile to come anywhere near her bagina.

 

Well, thought out reasoning for a serious topic.

[Chronic Husker 85]

Ever seen Paris Trout?

[parrot 789]

In a boat,

and with a goat

 

in a house,

and with a mouse

 

in a box,

and with fox

 

on a train,

and in the rain

 

I would bang her here and there,

I would bang her anywhere!

[edjr 5,593]

Internet nerds discussing how they would bang a chick? Oh the hilarity

[RunRastaRun 0]

I'd hit her in the shitter and split her like a Redwood.

[davebg 0]

I'd stick it in her mouf and then say, "Look at me...I said LOOK AT MEEEEEE...."

 

ETA: Hopefully it would look something like that uber-sexy pic she posted that looks like she's sitting nekkid on the bed, about to get gooed.

[TheNewGirl 1,042]

In a boat,

and with a goat

 

in a house,

and with a mouse

 

in a box,

and with fox

 

on a train,

and in the rain

 

I would bang her here and there,

I would bang her anywhere!

 

 

[kutulu 1,553]

Internet nerds discussing how they would bang a chick? Oh the hilarity

 

Thanks, dog, With every post potentially my last, I must make them count.

 

[parrot 789]

 

So... who's bringing the goat?

[tony hardware 0]

I'd stick it in her mouf and then say, "Look at me...I said LOOK AT MEEEEEE...."

 

ETA: Hopefully it would look something like that uber-sexy pic she posted that looks like she's sitting nekkid on the bed, about to get gooed.

 

Link?

[Mack 1 6]

In the ass.

Nothing like a leisurely stroll down the ol' dirt road.

[Team Revell 0]

I'd definitely go Princeton on her.

[kutulu 1,553]

Course, depending on the day I would leave myself enough wiggle room to change my vote to a backward style teabag/jerk off on the boobs session.

 

(.) (.)

[edjr 5,593]

I'd definitely go Princeton on her.

 

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

You guys are all liars. There is only 1 accurate answer...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quickly. It would be over in 30 seconds.

[kutulu 1,553]

You guys are all liars. There is only 1 accurate answer...

Quickly. It would be over in 30 seconds.

 

There is no way she could get the knots untied in thirty seconds.

[Toro 1]

slowly and methodically.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I would blow her brains out with my new gun and then I would bang her slowly and methodically.

 

[hoytdwow 202]

skull fock

 

[edjr 5,593]

I'd use my crooked sandwedge

[NewbieJr 540]

I'm going to assume that this is a serious thread.

 

I would probably start by giving her a very innocent backrub. Sitting behind her, I would gentle, but firmly, massage her neck and shoulders. After weakening her with my mad massage skillz, I would pull her back towards me and breathe into her ear in a seductive manner, whille gently squeezing her upper arms.

After hearing a slight moan come out of her mouth, I would start nibblng on her neck and licking around her ears. I would then slide my hands up inside her shirt and undo her bra. As I fondle her ample breasts, she would lay her head back on my shoulders and arch her back, slightly.

We'd end up banging for quite a while, I'd imagine.

[BMoney 0]

the same way i would bang sawilson ..

 

not the same way id bang beg or futboljugador though....

 

curly night, i would bang with her car..kinky

[hoytdwow 202]

I'm going to assume that this is a serious thread.

 

I would probably start by giving her a very innocent backrub. Sitting behind her, I would gentle, but firmly, massage her neck and shoulders. Then I'd get excited and shoot my wad in my tighty whities.

[edjr 5,593]

I'm going to assume that this is a serious thread.

 

I would probably start by giving her a very innocent backrub. Sitting behind her, I would gentle, but firmly, massage her neck and shoulders. After weakening her with my mad massage skillz, I would pull her back towards me and breathe into her ear in a seductive manner, whille gently squeezing her upper arms.

After hearing a slight moan come out of her mouth, I would start nibblng on her neck and licking around her ears. I would then slide my hands up inside her shirt and undo her bra. As I fondle her ample breasts, she would lay her head back on my shoulders and arch her back, slightly.

We'd end up banging for quite a while, I'd imagine.

 

maybe you can frost each other's tips too.

[davebg 0]

Link?

Sorry, I don't have that link anymore. I'm sure somebody does though. It is a sexy one, I gotta' tell ya'...TNG's best, by far.

[edjr 5,593]

the same way i would bang sawilson ..

 

not the same way id bang beg or futboljugador though....

 

curly night, i would bang with her car..kinky

 

 

this post leads me to believe you are single and live alone.

[TerrySilver 0]

no one said chokefock yet? i'm disappointed in everyone here.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

We'd end up banging for quite a while, I'd imagine.

 

At least until the GHB wears off.

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

Regurgitation of giblets.

[kutulu 1,553]

I'm going to assume that this is a serious thread.

 

I would probably start by giving her a very innocent backrub. Sitting behind her, I would gentle, but firmly, massage her neck and shoulders. After weakening her with my mad massage skillz, I would pull her back towards me and breathe into her ear in a seductive manner, whille gently squeezing her upper arms.

After hearing a slight moan come out of her mouth, I would start nibblng on her neck and licking around her ears. I would then slide my hands up inside her shirt and undo her bra. As I fondle her ample breasts, she would lay her head back on my shoulders and arch her back, slightly.

We'd end up banging for quite a while, I'd imagine.

 

All my threads are serious, but this post of your....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[BMoney 0]

this post leads me to believe you are single and live alone.

 

 

not married no..and no...but a good guess!!

 

and your hanging around this entire thread leads me to believe that you are praying for a pointer or 2 to fall into your lap....

[cribdog 0]

With her mom in a 3-way

[hoytdwow 202]

I'd start out by focking all her fat rolls, beginning with the ones on her neck and working my way down.

If she was still into it after that, we could fock conventionally.

 

[kutulu 1,553]

With her mom in a 3-way

 

This is the type of outside the box thinking you other slackjaws should be aiming for.