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We're always applying nice smelling lotions to keep our skin soft....

 

Thus, making us smell yummy!

 

:rolleyes:

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I dunno..Jerryskids and I went out last night...He smelled kinda good :rolleyes:

 

Then again, he might be a girl :cheers:

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I dunno..Jerryskids and I went out last night...He smelled kinda good :rolleyes:

 

Then again, he might be a girl :cheers:

 

Pics from said Hot Date, please?

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Pics from said Hot Date, please?

 

i think we are still waiting on halloween pics from you....

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i think we are still waiting on halloween pics from you....

:ninja:

 

Yea...no kidding :P

 

Pics will be posted later today when I stop being hung over :cry:

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i think we are still waiting on halloween pics from you....

 

Actually, I think you have me confused with NewGirl. :dunno:

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Actually, I think you have me confused with NewGirl. :dunno:

You're right...Focking DeWaffle :lol:

 

Don't you have some halloween pics though? ;)

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I know there have been multiple studies performed on this.

If you are generally regarded as "good looking" for a man, (i.e; in shape, good features etc...) you have a much much much better natural body odor than someone who isn't.

Now women use lotions, sprays and perfumes to smell good.

Men use colognes (well, some of us do) which smell good, thus negating this statement.

I'm just glad that men dont smell good to you. :dunno:

 

i think we are still waiting on halloween pics from you....

why? So you guys can run her off the board too, and effectivly bring the hottie population down to like maybe 1 or 2? :banana:

I say dont post them BEG unless you really want to get run off like SW

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I know there have been multiple studies performed on this.

If you are generally regarded as "good looking" for a man, (i.e; in shape, good features etc...) you have a much much much better natural body odor than someone who isn't.

Now women use lotions, sprays and perfumes to smell good.

Men use colognes (well, some of us do) which smell good, thus negating this statement.

I'm just glad that men dont smell good to you. :dunno:

why? So you guys can run her off the board too, and effectivly bring the hottie population down to like maybe 1 or 2? :banana:

I say dont post them BEG unless you really want to get run off like SW

 

These guys use cologne. I use Irish Spring and Right Guard.

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The one thing the wimmens ain't saying is that they have layersof scents. It's like the difference between a stew flavored only with Tabasco sauce vs. one with 12 different kinds of peppers, 20 seasonings, garlic ... well, you get the idea.

 

 

Guys slap on their Hai Karate and think all is well.

 

 

Wimmens on the other hand:

  • Use fabric softener on their clothes
  • Put smell good things (sachets?) in their closets and dressers
  • Put perfume not just on their skin, but in their hair. So every time she tossses her hair, it's a natural air freshener
  • Apply not just cologne, but body oil/spray.
  • Lotion themsellves up about 20 times a day
  • Surround their enviornment with smelly candles, flowers and scented - everything. This permeates their clothes, their hair and everything around them.

- And many other subtle tricks that makes them - as I call them - "God's little air fresheners" :banana:

 

 

 

 

 

 

....All to cover up the smell of their cooter. :dunno:

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....All to cover up the smell of their cooter. :mad:

crassic :mad:

I use body wash (caress) and the salon shampoo/conditioner.

And I use a combo of 2 colognes that I spray on together to create a new scent that every woman that comes up to me says I smell aWesome! :rolleyes:

go ahead and flame me for the caress body wash, but at least my skin smells terrific

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why? So you guys can run her off the board too, and effectivly bring the hottie population down to like maybe 1 or 2? :rolleyes:

I say dont post them BEG unless you really want to get run off like SW

 

if youre so sore about it why dont you go on over to the reject bored too then....BEG is a big girl, i think she can make up her own mind, and maybe take a joke...unlike some that have left when they knew exactly what they were getting into when they posted pics of themselves in a skimpy outfit on a bored that is mainly men....

 

and if youre asking there is only one hottie here....her name is STC :banana:

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if youre so sore about it why dont you go on over to the reject bored too then....BEG is a big girl, i think she can make up her own mind, and maybe take a joke...unlike some that have left when they knew exactly what they were getting into when they posted pics of themselves in a skimpy outfit on a bored that is mainly men....

 

and if youre asking there is only one hottie here....her name is STC :rolleyes:

ohh, dont worry, I'm staying here.

and there are maybe 2-3 hotties here. I'd say BEG, STC, and if memory serves, peenie (addict dont count cause she is never here)

And she could take a joke, but it crossed the line with the costume thread, so thats why I said what I said.

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ohh, dont worry, I'm staying here.

and there are maybe 2-3 hotties here. I'd say BEG, STC, and if memory serves, peenie (addict dont count cause she is never here)

And she could take a joke, but it crossed the line with the costume thread, so thats why I said what I said.

 

are there pics for peenie and beg in the pinned topic? :rolleyes:

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