wiffleball 4,645 Posted December 4, 2006 So, I get a phone call from this idiot woman who sits right next to me: IW: "Do you have that file you wanted us to work on?" Me: "Yes, I emailed it to you last week - the 30th to be exact" IW: "Well, I was really hoping you had it in hard copy" (I kid you not) Me: "If you have it in email...." IW: "I know, I just dont' know if I can find it" (Granted, it WAS a whole 2 business days ago, wouldn't want to weed through all THAT history...) Me: "I can send it to you again..." IW: "No, I was just hoping you could print it off for me" Me: "Fine" - hands it to her. all of 30 minutes pass. phone rings again: IW: "Is that file saved on the shared drive?" Me: "No", Do you want me to send it to you? (Why'd you focking want hard copy you ######!) IW: "No, I was just..." Me: (Exhaling deeply) "Fine, I'll save it to the shared drive" (hangs up) IW: (Calls back immediately) "I didn't mean to offend you, I can save things to the shared drive too... Is it out there?" Me: "I just told you less than 5 seconds ago it wasn't but that I would do so. Can you GIVE me more than 5 seconds to do so?" IW: "Yeah, i just didn't want us both to---" Me: (saves file while she babbles. hangs up. yells out door.) "It's saved". IW walks in office as I'm typing this: "Are we cool?" Look, I gave this file to you once & you lost it. I offered to give it to you again and you wanted hard copy. Then you decided you wanted the e-file that I'd already offered to send to you twice. Focking Stupid. And - In the middle of all this I get an email exchange with the same ###### (bear in mind - we are RIGHT NEXT to each other). IW: "I'm about to send off this letter to everyone, can you proof it for me?" Me: "Yeah, send it over" IW: "I was hoping you could just come over" Me: "Fine" Walks over, expecting she had hard copy on her desk that she wanted me to read. No, it's an email composed on her screen, but she was too stupid/lazy to send to me. She got out of her chair, had me sit in it and read off her screen - and leaves her office. I send her written feedback to incorporate into the letter. IW: "Did you read the letter?" Me: "Yep, I already sent you comments via email since you left your office while I was reading it" IW: "Oh yeah? What were they?" (you can't read?) Me: (regurgitates the whole focking feedback memo to her) I'm pretty sure this chiick took one too many donkey punches this weekend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stop talking cheerleader 0 Posted December 4, 2006 It sounds like she needs to be a housewife and not kill anymore brain cells....thats IF she's married. If not I hope she doesn't drive or live in Colorado. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted December 4, 2006 Talk about WHERE'S THE FOCKING CAN SIZE? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted December 4, 2006 Negligible can size, no butt, nothing of any note. She snorts when she laughs and picks her nose right in front of me. And worst of all - She's an Aggie. She has a "FORMER" Husband. "I hate to say "EX" don't you? It sounds so trashy" This little tidbit she shared with me before I even started working here. Yeah, I need to know about your failed marriage 3 minutes after I meet you. Mung? I'm pretty sure I'll be joining you at the bar today..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted December 4, 2006 Negligible can size, no butt, nothing of any note. She snorts when she laughs and picks her nose right in front of me. And worst of all - She's an Aggie. She has a "FORMER" Husband. "I hate to say "EX" don't you? It sounds so trashy" This little tidbit she shared with me before I even started working here. Yeah, I need to know about your failed marriage 3 minutes after I meet you. Mung? I'm pretty sure I'll be joining you at the bar today..... Sweet I can use a couple of beers myself. Most Aggies I know are retarded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted December 4, 2006 I completely feel your pain....I work with idiots like this EVERY FOCKIN DAY!!! Almost identical scenarios.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted December 4, 2006 Yeah, that's pretty bad. I've known some annoying women, but this one sounds like she needs a good kick in the face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted December 4, 2006 Yeah, that's pretty bad. I've known some annoying women, but this one sounds like she needs a good kick in the face. Tragically, she looks like she's already recieved this - repeatedly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
