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How hard would you fock Sarah Silverman?

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I don't know.....this seems to a classic "shes female with a decent bod and good t!ts, so I will fock her"

 

But she doesn't do a lot for me. Sure I'd throw one in her, for fun and practice, but I could definitely tire of her quickly.

 

And she really isn't that good looking neck up.

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On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the hardest focking, I'd bend Sarah Silverman over and give her an 11.

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Can't forget the rackalicious Scarlett.

 

 

shes a no-brainer...scarlett is crazy hot..

 

sarah does nothing for me...maybe its because i dont want to know what jimmy kimmel had for lunch...

 

BUT...back in the day after a 2 live concert(actually 1 of the better concerts that i had gone to..milwaukee 90 or so..) id definitely crank one in her....

 

i like the idea that she wants it and yeah..seems wild..but i dont care for the idea that shes been pounded harder than the tetherball at the nearby school...she isnt worth the std risk....

 

but on the topic...10 drinks and yeah..i would throw sarah around..cant lie...

 

Shake it! Don't break it!

It took your momma nine months to make it

Bend over and spread 'em, girl

Show-w-w me those giantfan pearls

Rub that +++ and play with that ++++

You know I like that freaky ++++

Girl, you know you look so cute

Throwin' that giantfan the way you do :thumbsup:

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give it up she is a nasty looking broad.

 

Correct. I also concur with the previous horseface comments. I fear she probably has bad breath as well (no basis for this assumption, merely a hunch).

 

I've seen trannies that have gotten my c0ck harder.

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Correct. I also concur with the previous horseface comments. I fear she probably has bad breath as well (no basis for this assumption, merely a hunch).

 

I've seen trannies that have gotten my c0ck harder.

 

I bet her pvssy stinks like fish and whats with those man hands?

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Correct. I also concur with the previous horseface comments. I fear she probably has bad breath as well (no basis for this assumption, merely a hunch).

 

I've seen trannies that have gotten my c0ck harder.

 

That speaks volumes!

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How come no fantasy lineup in your sig? Team that bad this year'?

 

I haven't done that for two seasons. :cheers:

 

And besides, like everyone else on these boards, I win every championship in every big money I'm in. And since I'm in numerous leagues, no need to flaunt how great each of my teams are.

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I haven't done that for two seasons. :cheers:

 

And besides, like everyone else on these boards, I win every championship in every big money I'm in. And since I'm in numerous leagues, no need to flaunt how great each of my teams are.

no way in hell I win this season, unless everyone benches everyone except me...

I'm #8 in my league (salary cap, 20 teams) :D :clap:

I refused to buy trades, so I was behind the 8 ball since week 1. I'm quite amazed I'm doing as well as I'm doing.

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no way in hell I win this season, unless everyone benches everyone except me...

I'm #8 in my league (salary cap, 20 teams) :D :clap:

I refused to buy trades, so I was behind the 8 ball since week 1. I'm quite amazed I'm doing as well as I'm doing.

 

I've paid more attention to my betting than my fantasy his season. I've never enjoyed football more and I'm making far more than any fantasy league pays out.

 

This will probably have me leaning more towards less leagues next year, but a larger bankroll for gambling.

 

:cheers:

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I've seen trannies that have gotten my c0ck harder.

 

This just in: Recidivist is into trannies.

 

Shake it! Don't break it!

It took your momma nine months to make it

Bend over and spread 'em, girl

Show-w-w me those giantfan pearls

Rub that +++ and play with that ++++

You know I like that freaky ++++

Girl, you know you look so cute

Throwin' that giantfan the way you do :D

 

This had me ROLLIN'!

:huh:

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