TNG's "I am an Attention Ho, ask me anything!" Thread

[resser2 0]

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[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

I have a question.

 

Why don't girls find farting funny?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

I have a question.

 

Why don't girls find farting funny?

 

 

I am the wrong girl to ask. I think that farting is hilarious.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

I am the wrong girl to ask. I think that farting is hilarious.

You doing anything later?

[jerryskids 7,083]

WUUUUWHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! IN your FACE focker! How you like me now!

I like you getting all of the nagging, and me getting all of the focking.

[mmmmm...beer 815]

I like you getting all of the nagging, and me getting all of the focking.

[Big_Pete 0]

look on the bright side... she don't cheat on her hubby... so jerry wont get any sex... and you may get to lick/poke her ass... and if you wax yours, she might lick yours or stick a finger in yours (trust me, feels great when a chick does this)

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

I like you getting all of the nagging, and me getting all of the focking.

 

 

That was gold, Jerry! GOLD!

[mmmmm...beer 815]

That was gold, Jerry! GOLD!

 

your husband is a jealous bull and will kill all your lovers... while using his advanced forensics training to make it all look like suicide

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

your husband is a jealous bull and will kill all your lovers... while using his advanced forensics training to make it all look like suicide

 

 

 

I watch CourtTV...there is ALWAYS something that gets left behind...

[Eagles Green 34]

You are all dead to me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Still

[mmmmm...beer 815]

 

I watch CourtTV...there is ALWAYS something that gets left behind...

 

not always it just wouldn't make good tv to show you how many are unsolved because theirs absolutely shyt to be found at the crime scene

[Big_Pete 0]

what if he drives a few states away, has a bum buy (cash) one of those contam suits for him (the ones that are kinda like astronaut suits) so no skin/hair will contam the crime scene, then drives out to where you live, kills whoever he needs to kill... feeds the body to sharks, drives to montana, burns the suit, throws it in a dumpster, then drives back to where he lives?

That way there is no forensic evidence linking him to it, plus there will be no record of him buying the suit anywhere near you or him, and there will be no body to find

[craphouse rats 0]

what if he drives a few states away, has a bum buy (cash) one of those contam suits for him (the ones that are kinda like astronaut suits) so no skin/hair will contam the crime scene, then drives out to where you live, kills whoever he needs to kill... feeds the body to sharks, drives to montana, burns the suit, throws it in a dumpster, then drives back to where he lives?

That way there is no forensic evidence linking him to it, plus there will be no record of him buying the suit anywhere near you or him, and there will be no body to find

 

You sound like you're planning something.

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

I am skeered.

 

[tony hardware 0]

what if he drives a few states away, has a bum buy (cash) one of those contam suits for him (the ones that are kinda like astronaut suits) so no skin/hair will contam the crime scene, then drives out to where you live, kills whoever he needs to kill... feeds the body to sharks, drives to montana, burns the suit, throws it in a dumpster, then drives back to where he lives?

That way there is no forensic evidence linking him to it, plus there will be no record of him buying the suit anywhere near you or him, and there will be no body to find

 

Problems:

1) the bum is a witness

2) sharks will not eat the entire body, i.e. bones, some will be left for evidence

3) There are no sharks in Montana

4) The suit can be found in a dumpster

5) The whole time he's driving to Montana, the police will be wondering why John Doe has been missing for three days, the same time Jane Doe has been missing.

[Big_Pete 0]

You sound like you're planning something.

Wiffleball was making fun of Darrent Williams death and the inconvinience of the team having to attend the funeral

Either that, or the HOA retard that reported me for not landscaping the trees in my backyard (the bramble was a bit messed up) and gave me a $100 fine when I find out who that focker is.... I'm gonna make their life a living hell... first I'll start with the pouring gas on their lawn and make it spell out "I hate all n1ggers" and then make sure some gang fockers see it!

then I'll ritualistically puncture 1 tire a week for 6 months

Then I'll break every window on the front side of their house while writing other racial slurs on their lawn/garage door

Followed by the draining out all of their transmition fluid to all of their cars so that by the time their transmission blows, they'll probably be on some major highway and have to call a tow truck to tow them to a shop (I'll cross my fingers that they dont have AAA for the tow) <---- I did that for one of my girlfriends ex's who kept focking with her.. he was on I-70 driving through missouri when his tranny blew

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

Problems:

1) the bum is a witness

2) sharks will not eat the entire body, i.e. bones, some will be left for evidence

3) There are no sharks in Montana

4) The suit can be found in a dumpster

5) The whole time he's driving to Montana, the police will be wondering why John Doe has been missing for three days, the same time Jane Doe has been missing.

Plus if they ever ask, you will need to account for all that lost time, you know feeding sharks and 2 trips to Montana.

 

Uh, I was asleep at home?

[Big_Pete 0]

Problems:

1) the bum is a witness

2) sharks will not eat the entire body, i.e. bones, some will be left for evidence

3) There are no sharks in Montana

4) The suit can be found in a dumpster

5) The whole time he's driving to Montana, the police will be wondering why John Doe has been missing for three days, the same time Jane Doe has been missing.

1) not a credible witness, and it wont be in the same state, so the chances of said bum finding out anything is zero

2) who cares if the shark don't eat the body! there is no forensic evidence linking him anyways, and for all the cops will know, TNG's "lover" was out on a boat and fell overboard (they live semi-near an ocean)

3) again, he'll drive to montana, not dump the body off in montana (they dont live in montana)

4) the suit will be burned and dumped in a random dumpster 4 states away... no way can it be linked

5) again, the body may be missing, but here's to the thinking that it wont take him 3 days afterwards to drive back home! again, no linking to the two can be found!

 

Plus if they ever ask, you will need to account for all that lost time, you know feeding sharks and 2 trips to Montana.

 

Uh, I was asleep at home?

why would they ask him? I've never been asked about random missing people EVER!!! why? cause there is no reason to suspect me for joe schmo coming up missing... as well as no evidence to be traced back to me

I've never killed anyone... just sayin

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

1) not a credible witness, and it wont be in the same state, so the chances of said bum finding out anything is zero

2) who cares if the shark don't eat the body! there is no forensic evidence linking him anyways, and for all the cops will know, TNG's "lover" was out on a boat and fell overboard (they live semi-near an ocean)

3) again, he'll drive to montana, not dump the body off in montana (they dont live in montana)

4) the suit will be burned and dumped in a random dumpster 4 states away... no way can it be linked

5) again, the body may be missing, but here's to the thinking that it wont take him 3 days afterwards to drive back home! again, no linking to the two can be found!

why would they ask him? I've never been asked about random missing people EVER!!! why? cause there is no reason to suspect me for joe schmo coming up missing... as well as no evidence to be traced back to me

I've never killed anyone... just sayin

 

Granted, but you left astronaut space suit footprints. So they do an nationwide suit on astonaut spacesuit sales and only turn up 3. 2 can be accounted for and 1 cannot. They go to the store that it was purchased at and look at the store video tapes. 3 years later they track down sed bum in a rehab clinic who gives them a discription of you.

 

A cold case detective gives the evidence another look and this new technology invented 5 years from now allows them to track footprint pressure analysis to a database that gives them your name.

 

Just saying...

[Big_Pete 0]

Granted, but you left astronaut space suit footprints. So they do an nationwide suit on astonaut spacesuit sales and only turn up 3. 2 can be accounted for and 1 cannot. They go to the store that it was purchased at and look at the store video tapes. 3 years later they track down sed bum in a rehab clinic who gives them a discription of you.

 

A cold case detective gives the evidence another look and this new technology invented 5 years from now allows them to track footprint pressure analysis to a database that gives them your name.

 

Just saying...

I said "similar to space suits" not actual space suits... lol. And you just wear your normal shoes with those, but they come with those shoe covers... those are completely 100% untrackable! therefore they wouldn't know that one of those suits were used.... and never do the search!

[tony hardware 0]

I said "similar to space suits" not actual space suits... lol. And you just wear your normal shoes with those, but they come with those shoe covers... those are completely 100% untrackable! therefore they wouldn't know that one of those suits were used.... and never do the search!

 

If you were smart, you would wear shoes that were many sizes too large to throw off the popo when they analyze your tracks, even though your space suit would make no tracks, it would leave imprints in soft earth, like that earth found in Montana.

[Big_Pete 0]

If you were smart, you would wear shoes that were many sizes too large to throw off the popo when they analyze your tracks, even though your space suit would make no tracks, it would leave imprints in soft earth, like that earth found in Montana.

you are only in montana AFTERWARDS.. meaning no montana dirt would be there... plus they have those booty type covers for shoes... meaning no nothing would be left behind at the scene.

But buying shoes a few sizes too big would be great... or better yet, a few sizes too small (see the OJ glove theory)... just cut slits in the sides of the shoes and string rope through it to attach your feet.....

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

I hope someone is copying and pasting this thread...as it would really suck if I went missing.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

you are only in montana AFTERWARDS.. meaning no montana dirt would be there... plus they have those booty type covers for shoes... meaning no nothing would be left behind at the scene.

But buying shoes a few sizes too big would be great... or better yet, a few sizes too small (see the OJ glove theory)... just cut slits in the sides of the shoes and string rope through it to attach your feet.....

OK then, what about any struggles? If you don't get the jump on the victim, then there could be a struggle, and because your "space suit" doesn't cover you feet, it rides high in the struggle exposing you hairy leg and leaving DNA behind.

 

Your caught.

[Big_Pete 0]

OK then, what about any struggles? If you don't get the jump on the victim, then there could be a struggle, and because your "space suit" doesn't cover you feet, it rides high in the struggle exposing you hairy leg and leaving DNA behind.

 

Your caught.

wtf are you talking about? it covers your entire body!

[football_scooter 0]

TNG's "I am an Attention Ho, ask me anything!" Thread

 

How much for a happy ending?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

How much for a happy ending?

 

Ask my husband. I am sure that he will tell you that he pays PLENTY for his happy endings.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

wtf are you talking about? it covers your entire body!

come on now Pete. You said the suit doesn't cover you feet. You wear your own shoes. Thus, in a struggle, you could have the suit move up your leg and lose some hair/DNA in the process.

 

You gotta think about that schtuff.

[Big_Pete 0]

come on now Pete. You said the suit doesn't cover you feet. You wear your own shoes. Thus, in a struggle, you could have the suit move up your leg and lose some hair/DNA in the process.

 

You gotta think about that schtuff.

I said that you wear your own shoes in it and it comes with covers for that.... how is that not covering your entire body?

besides, I have no plans on ever killing anyone... so moot point I guess

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

 

besides, I have no plans on ever killing anyone...

 

Whew!!!

[Big_Pete 0]

Whew!!!

you're cool in my book.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

I said that you wear your own shoes in it and it comes with covers for that.... how is that not covering your entire body?

besides, I have no plans on ever killing anyone... so moot point I guess

Nor I, but mearly making the point that the pant legs (or astro suit pant leg) might ride up your leg in a struggle. Thus potential for DNA evidence.

[Big_Pete 0]

Nor I, but mearly making the point that the pant legs (or astro suit pant leg) might ride up your leg in a struggle. Thus potential for DNA evidence.

come armed with a taser? no struggle, and no blood to have the cops suspect anything

we have enough geek power here to get away with anything apparently.

[jerryskids 7,083]

Ask my husband. I am sure that he will tell you that he pays PLENTY for his happy endings.

 

Also, this thread has taken a turn for the worse. Can we get back to where TNG focks me while we laugh at Eagles Green and mmmmm...beer?

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

come armed with a taser? no struggle, and no blood to have the cops suspect anything

we have enough geek power here to get away with anything apparently.

Good enough...

 

Back to TNG questions...

 

 

TNG, would you ever take your husband to a swingers club? What if he asked you to?

[Big_Pete 0]

TNG, do you ever let your hubby shave you?

Also, you ever have him use your rabbit on you whilst focking?

[jerryskids 7,083]

TNG, do you ever let your hubby shave you?

Also, you ever have him use your rabbit on you whilst focking?

Whilst? You some sorta british phag or something?

[Big_Pete 0]

Whilst? You some sorta british phag or something?

I just like that word

and TNG, answer the questions

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

TNG, would you ever take your husband to a swingers club? What if he asked you to?

Sure, but it's likely we'd go just to see what it's like. Neither one of us "shares" very well, so it's not like we'd be going there to hook up.

 

TNG, do you ever let your hubby shave you?

Yes, he has in the past.

 

 

Also, you ever have him use your rabbit on you whilst focking?

 

No. My rabbit is mine, and mine alone. I do have another toy that he bought for me, but ahem, it's too big, and the plastic/whatever it's made out of is rather hard, and actually painful to use.

 

He's not much into the toy thing, he's more into the pron thing.