TNG's "I am an Attention Ho, ask me anything!" Thread

[De Novo 0]

What do you think about -40-?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

What do you think about -40-?

 

 

Well, the first thing that comes to mind when I read this is TURNING 40 years old. Turning 30 was kinda hard for me, so I can't imagine 40 being any better.

[joneo 562]

Are you coming to Minnesota for a weekend of pleasure with me?

[Franknbeans 46]

do you consider yourself to be high maintenance? If not, please give an example.

[DuckStupid 40]

Are you coming to Minnesota for a weekend of pleasure with me?

Maybe after I'm done with her.

[tony hardware 0]

Why do women think they're so smart when they're not?

[Jeremy 0]

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

[supermike80 2,082]

Still love me?

 

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

Are you coming to Minnesota for a weekend of pleasure with me?

 

 

My sources say, "NO." I am sorry.

 

do you consider yourself to be high maintenance? If not, please give an example.

 

Give me an example of high maintenance...I don't think I am, but I will answer this truthfully when you give me an example.

 

Why do women think they're so smart when they're not?

 

I don't know. I am smart...and I don't just THINK I am smart. The latest book I bought? "Deep Ancestry Inside the Genographic Project. The Landmark DNA Quest to Decipher Our Distant Past."

 

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Depends. If the man shouted out that the sky is RED, and no one was there to hear him, of course he's wrong.

 

Still love me?

 

I expected a MUCH different post from you in this thread. LOL. Sure! I still love ya!

[wiffleball 4,797]

Why do wimmens have no problem strutting around in a bikini that shows everthing but her uterus, but freak the fock OUT when/if a guy sees them in their underwear? - Especially when they've spent $100 on a bra and panties??

[resser2 0]

Aren't you more of an "Attention Slut"

 

 

As I understand it.....

 

Ho's charge for their services and Sluts give it away for free.

 

Are you charging for your services?

[Electric Mayhem 35]

I don't know. I am smart...and I don't just THINK I am smart. The latest book I bought? "Deep Ancestry Inside the Genographic Project. The Landmark DNA Quest to Decipher Our Distant Past."

 

Did the book deliver as expected?

 

Or does the dining room table still wobble?

[BMoney 0]

 

I don't know. I am smart...and I don't just THINK I am smart. The latest book I bought? "Deep Ancestry Inside the Genographic Project. The Landmark DNA Quest to Decipher Our Distant Past."

 

 

 

come on...anyone can buy a book!..who reads it to you?

 

*just kidding*.....

 

 

what did you do for new years eve?

[SUXBNME 1,594]

Still love me?

 

Look at me...look at me..

[supermike80 2,082]

Look at me...look at me..

 

SCORE!!!

[Jeremy 0]

Depends. If the man shouted out that the sky is RED, and no one was there to hear him, of course he's wrong.

 

No. I'm sorry. This is one of those deep philisophical questions that doesn't have an answer. If you were really smart, you'd know that.

[SUXBNME 1,594]

SCORE!!!

[supermike80 2,082]

I expected a MUCH different post from you in this thread. LOL. Sure! I still love ya!

 

I don't want anyone to know your secrets!!

 

However, I can' t begin to tell you how hot I think it is that you're bald

 

HOT HOT HOT

[kpbuckeye 3]

What is a good way to approach a girl at a bar?

good lines etc.?????

[paulinstl 296]

I've been in a slump lately. Is it possible that you would send me some nekkid photos of yourself to help in the self-gratification process?

 

[Mungwater 601]

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I don't know. I am smart...and I don't just THINK I am smart. The latest book I bought? "Deep Ancestry Inside the Genographic Project. The Landmark DNA Quest to Decipher Our Distant Past."

 

 

Reading a book doesn't make you smart. My six year old nephew can read.

 

Writing it though, thats a challenge.

[Eagles Green 34]

If you had to bang 5 geeks, who would they be and why?

[Franknbeans 46]

Give me an example of high maintenance...I don't think I am, but I will answer this truthfully when you give me an example.

 

 

Hmmm, I give you instructions, and you want to change them to fit you. Starting to sound like high maintenance. Here's how it works...

 

you do not think you're high maintenance. Fair enough. Now please give me an example of anything that supports that assertion.

[KSB2424 3,173]

Okay I'll play,

 

Spit or Swallow?

On Top or Bottom?

On average, how long does it take the rabbit to finish the job?

After pooping, do you sit and wipe or stand and wipe?

Toilet paper or baby wipes?

Coke or Pepsi?

 

There may be more.......

[supermike80 2,082]

Okay I'll play,

 

Spit or Swallow?

On Top or Bottom?

On average, how long does it take the rabbit to finish the job?

After pooping, do you sit and wipe or stand and wipe?

Toilet paper or baby wipes?

Coke or Pepsi?

 

There may be more.......

 

OK what's the fascination with how girls wipe?

Personally, I believe no women poop, that it is just made up......

[jerryskids 7,083]

What do you think about when you use the toys? Specific people, fantasies, scenarios, etc. or just a general happy place?

[tony hardware 0]

 

Depends. If the man shouted out that the sky is RED, and no one was there to hear him, of course he's wrong.

 

Not necessarily. If there is no one around to verify whether the sky is in fact red, who's to say he's wrong? What if he's in the woods at sunset?

 

(also, I was referring to woman generally as thinking they're smart. You strike me as the artsy-metropolitan type who wears a winter scarf in May and attends exhibits at trendy galleries in the gay part of town. Am I right?)

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

Whew! I have some catching up to do.

 

What is a good way to approach a girl at a bar?

good lines etc.?????

 

Well, my husband and I met at a karaoke bar. He said, "Want to sing a song with me?" And that was it. I recommend just being yourself...offer to buy her a drink, and if she all ready has a drink, offer to get her next one. Just don't SEND a drink to her table, get up and talk to her. Anyone can send over a drink, but I think it takes some balls to get up and talk to a girl. I liked that about my hubby. If he was nervous, I NEVEr saw it.

 

Is it possible that you would send me some nekkid photos of yourself to help in the self-gratification process?

 

No.

 

If you had to bang 5 geeks, who would they be and why?

 

Only five?! Hmm.

 

Lindust - he's a virgin, right?

Meph - his crazy anger would make for some interesting focking.

Electric Mayhem - just cause I think it would be fun...I picture him being a little romantic.

Burt -

I know that's only four...but those are the four that come to mind immediately.

 

you do not think you're high maintenance. Fair enough. Now please give me an example of anything that supports that assertion.

 

I am able to do a LOT of things for myself, and i do not rely on others to get things done for me. I don't need two hours to shower, do hair and makeup. I don't need to have things PERFECT in my house, etc. There are a few things I am anal about (one being making the bed and the smoothness of the sheets and blankets).

 

Spit or Swallow? Both, but mostly spit. (Sorry).

On Top or Bottom? Both. But I prefer bottom.

On average, how long does it take the rabbit to finish the job? 2 mintues.

After pooping, do you sit and wipe or stand and wipe? Sit.

Toilet paper or baby wipes? TP.

Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi.

[Murphys Law 0]

Do you allow hubby to give you "baby batter" facials?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

What do you think about when you use the toys? Specific people, fantasies, scenarios, etc. or just a general happy place?

 

I watch girl/girl pron. OR...I read some erotic stories. It kinda depends if I am in the mood for a quickie, or if I actually have some time alone long enough to make it last.

 

Not necessarily. If there is no one around to verify whether the sky is in fact red, who's to say he's wrong? What if he's in the woods at sunset?

 

(also, I was referring to woman generally as thinking they're smart. You strike me as the artsy-metropolitan type who wears a winter scarf in May and attends exhibits at trendy galleries in the gay part of town. Am I right?)

 

But it's a given that the sky is blue. If he's in the woods at sunset, he's probably a hunter and could give a fock what color the sky is.

 

Artsy-Metropolitain scarf wearin' type?! LOL. You are SOOO far from the truth it's not even funny.

 

Do you allow hubby to give you "baby batter" facials?

 

 

Hmm. I have never asked him if he'd like to. Well, not while sober anyways. LOL.

[tony hardware 0]

 

Artsy-Metropolitain scarf wearin' type?! LOL. You are SOOO far from the truth it's not even funny.

Hmm. I have never asked him if he'd like to. Well, not while sober anyways. LOL.

 

Good, I hate those people.

[Franknbeans 46]

You strike me as the artsy-metropolitan type who wears a winter scarf in May and attends exhibits at trendy galleries in the gay part of town. Am I right?

 

project much?

[davebg 0]

Spit or Swallow? Both, but mostly spit. (Sorry).

On Top or Bottom? Both. But I prefer bottom.

On average, how long does it take the rabbit to finish the job? 2 mintues.

Now we're getting somewhere.

 

When you spit, is it one of those dainty dashes to the bathroom to spit it in the sink/grab a tissue, spit it on his cawk and then lap it all up nice and clean or do you spit it on your own t|ts and rub it all in?

 

Are you a screamer, a moaner, dirty talker, etc? Does it make a difference if you are w/Mr. TNG or the rabbit?

[Mrdirt73 0]

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Burt -

 

 

So, with all the aliases would that be a gang bang?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

Now we're getting somewhere.

 

When you spit, is it one of those dainty dashes to the bathroom to spit it in the sink/grab a tissue, spit it on his cawk and then lap it all up nice and clean or do you spit it on your own t|ts and rub it all in?

 

Are you a screamer, a moaner, dirty talker, etc? Does it make a difference if you are w/Mr. TNG or the rabbit?

 

It woudl be the mad dash to the sink, or if I know before hand that I plan on spitting, I will have a towel at the ready.

 

I am a moaner and a dirty talker, I don't really scream. I don't see the reason for it. I tend to be a little more vocal when I am with Mr. TNG than if I am by myself. However, I have been known to get vocal when it's only me in the room...it took a little getting used to, as I felt like an ASS when there wasn't anyone around. But, at the same time it kinda turned me on.

 

So, with all the aliases would that be a gang bang?

 

There is only one REAL Burt.

[davebg 0]

I am a moaner and a dirty talker, I don't really scream. I don't see the reason for it. I tend to be a little more vocal when I am with Mr. TNG than if I am by myself. However, I have been known to get vocal when it's only me in the room...it took a little getting used to, as I felt like an ASS when there wasn't anyone around. But, at the same time it kinda turned me on.

I think someone needs to set up the tape/voice recorder the next time the rabbit comes a hippity-hopping over your bald beav.

You only said you wouldn't post any photos.  You never said anything about audio.

[jets24 6]

No. NO offense to saw, as I do think that she's pretty and attractive, but she's not my type.

At 13? Yes, I think I did.

I think that my high school boyfriend did that to me. It was after we'd broken up for a while, and still kind of focked each other when we weren't seeing anyone else. I think I remember him trying it, and I was too "weireded out" for it to be enjoyable. I think that's what ruins it for me, I just get weirded out by it. I might be willing to try it again, but have no plans to bring it up with the hubby.

Do it to someone else? Since that option is my husband, and no offense to him, but I have no future plans to lick is arsehole.

 

 

Thanks for the honest answer. I think I am falling in love with you.

[kutulu 1,703]

Only five?! Hmm.

 

Lindust - he's a virgin, right?

Meph - his crazy anger would make for some interesting focking.

Electric Mayhem - just cause I think it would be fun...I picture him being a little romantic.

Burt -

I know that's only four...but those are the four that come to mind immediately.

 

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

 

 

Oh wait!!! And KUTULU!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

J/K.

[kutulu 1,703]

Oh wait!!! And KUTULU!!!

J/K.

 

I thought we had something special...ya know cause your husbands a big goon and I like sex with MILFs.