TNG's "I am an Attention Ho, ask me anything!" Thread

[jerryskids 7,083]

 

J/K.

Who, me?

 

If we weren't both married, would you have flirted with me more when we met?

[RLLD 4,275]

Why do women have a selfish sense of entitlement that exceeds even that of African Americans.

[Wildman 0]

How many women are looking at your monitor while you are feeding people this stuff?

[GettnHuge 2]

when are you getting the new xxl bewbs?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

If we weren't both married, would you have flirted with me more when we met?

 

Yes.

Why do women have a selfish sense of entitlement that exceeds even that of African Americans.

 

RACIST!!!

 

How many women are looking at your monitor while you are feeding people this stuff?

 

One. Me.

[resser2 0]

How many women are looking at your monitor while you are feeding people this stuff?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

when are you getting the new xxl bewbs?

 

 

It's likely I won't get new "bewbs." I am not done nursing yet, and would like to see their shape before I plan that. Plus, I am not sure that I am up for more surgery, then MORE surgery in a few years when I have to get them relifted...as surgery isn't permanent and doesn't defy gravity and old age.

 

I am cuerrently looking into getting evaluated for LASIK, so that might take precedence over the boobs.

[Wildman 0]

What do you do for a living?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

What do you do for a living?

 

 

I work in project management.

[Wildman 0]

Name 3 places you want to visit that you've never been...

 

 

What's in your CD player right now?

 

 

What's the most romantic thing TNG ever did for you?

[jerryskids 7,083]

Yes.

Did you think about me with your toys after we met?

[kutulu 1,703]

I work in project management.

 

 

You manage the projects? You go girl.

[GettnHuge 2]

I am cuerrently looking into getting evaluated for LASIK, so that might take precedence over the boobs.

 

but you aren't the one looking at them.

 

 

How often would we have secks knowing that every time it would feel like giving birth?

[tony hardware 0]

How much does it cost to get boobs lifted? Did it hurt? Did insurance cover it?

[GettnHuge 2]

How much does it cost to get boobs lifted?

 

I dunno how much does dinner and a movie for two cost nowadays?

[KSB2424 3,173]

McDreamy or McSteamy?

[paulinstl 296]

 

No.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks! To say I'm dissapointed would be an understatement. I've never asked for anything in my life. I ask one time, one time, and I get a curt "No'. No counter offer, no nothing, just "No".

 

[Spider fantasy 0]

Poo or no Poo routine?

Cones or no Cones?

 

Drugs or no drugs during childbirth?

 

SAM OR QUINNNNNNNNN????

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

Name 3 places you want to visit that you've never been...

 

New York City

Sydney, Austrailia

Rome

 

 

What's in your CD player right now?

Disney music

 

 

What's the most romantic thing TNG ever did for you?

He's not big on the romantic stuff, but he does pay attention to what I like/don't like, does pretty good with getting me gifts and stuff.

 

How much does it cost to get boobs lifted? Did it hurt? Did insurance cover it?

 

I don't know, I haven't had it done. I imagine that it hurts, and insurance might cover some of it if you have health issues.

 

McDreamy or McSteamy?

Neither.

 

Poo or no Poo routine?

Cones or no Cones?

 

Drugs or no drugs during childbirth?

 

SAM OR QUINNNNNNNNN????

 

Poo, no Cones.

Drugs!!! I had c-sections, but planned to go as far as I could without drugs.

 

I all ready answered, but I like Sam.

[29 Guests 29]

Only five?! Hmm.

 

Lindust - he's a virgin, right?

Meph - his crazy anger would make for some interesting focking.

Electric Mayhem - just cause I think it would be fun...I picture him being a little romantic.

Burt -

I know that's only four...but those are the four that come to mind immediately.

 

 

[jerryskids 7,083]

Did you think about me with your toys after we met?

Still waiting on this one...

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

 

 

DOOD! You only post once a year!!!

 

jerry - no.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

1.Why is Rosie O'Donnell so famous? I don't get it.

 

2.How much could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

3.Have you ever drank so much grape juice that your poo was green?

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I have a question: With friends like you, who needs enemas?

 

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

1.Why is Rosie O'Donnell so famous? I don't get it.

 

2.How much could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

3.Have you ever drank so much grape juice that your poo was green?

 

 

I don't know why she's famous either.

I don't know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

No.

 

 

With friends like you, who needs enemas?

 

I make you poo? Aw.....Rusty.....

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

What does it take to become part of the family here? I don't like Democrats or Republicans, I'm not a homo, and I am not an alias.

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

What does it take to become part of the family here? I don't like Democrats or Republicans, I'm not a homo, and I am not an alias.

 

 

I am not any of those things either, so I don't know!!! My guess is that you are the Voice of Reason, and most Geeks 'round these parts don't care much for that.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

I am not any of those things either, so I don't know!!! My guess is that you are the Voice of Reason, and most Geeks 'round these parts don't care much for that.

LOL Good point.

[Fervid Ro 0]

whatever happened with the woman who was hanging out with your husband all the time while you were at work?

They both had kids and ate meals together and everything.

also have you read the book Little Children, or seen the movie?

sounds like a similar plot.

[mmmmm...beer 815]

Sex on the rag?

 

Craziest place you ever did it?

 

Give Mr. TNG hummers while he's driving?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

whatever happened with the woman who was hanging out with your husband all the time while you were at work?

They both had kids and ate meals together and everything.

also have you read the book Little Children, or seen the movie?

sounds like a similar plot.

 

 

We don't take our kids to the same daycare anymore, and he doesn't see her at work. It was mainly happening when he and I worked opposite shifts. He got a new job November of 2004, and started working Mon - Fri. He maybe went to the park withher and her kids on the weekends a few times after that, but I started working Mon- Fri in Feb of 2005, so it stopped then. They didn't eat meals together, but took the kids to Taco bell a couple of times after playing at the park. Funny you mention it, as her son left my son a message on the answering machine wishing him a Happy New Year.

 

Haven't read that book, but I will check it out.

 

Sex on the rag?

Sure. No problems with that.

Craziest place you ever did it?

The bathroom at my in laws house, during a party. About 250 people downstairs, I was completely and totally drunk off my ass and needed to be pounded good and hard.

 

Give Mr. TNG hummers while he's driving?

Yes.

[mmmmm...beer 815]

 

Sex on the rag?

Sure. No problems with that.

Craziest place you ever did it?

The bathroom at my in laws house, during a party. About 250 people downstairs, I was completely and totally drunk off my ass and needed to be pounded good and hard.

 

Give Mr. TNG hummers while he's driving?

Yes.

 

Your hired. You shall make an excellent second wife.

[SUXBNME 1,594]

Soooo...TNG, are your feelings of insecurity doing a little better after this thread?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

Soooo...TNG, are your feelings of insecurity doing a little better after this thread?

 

No.

[Strike 6,017]

Soooo...TNG, are your feelings of insecurity doing a little better after this thread?

 

when Saw sees this she's gonna commit suicide

[mmmmm...beer 815]

If your kitty wasn't slick would the carpet match the drapes? ie firebushiness?

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

If your kitty wasn't slick would the carpet match the drapes? ie firebushiness?

 

No, I don't have a fire crotch.

[mmmmm...beer 815]

No, I don't have a fire crotch.

 

(-1)

Sex on the rag?

Sure. No problems with that. (+1)

 

Craziest place you ever did it?

The bathroom at my in laws house, during a party. About 250 people downstairs, I was completely and totally drunk off my ass and needed to be pounded good and hard. (+1)

 

Give Mr. TNG hummers while he's driving?

Yes.(+1)

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

(-1)

 

 

Sorry.

 

I am a natural red head, however, my pubes aren't red. I guess I should clarify??? They aren't black either, kind of a deep chestnut brown, I guess??? I don't know. I never needed to pay that much attention to their color???

[mmmmm...beer 815]

Sorry.

 

I am a natural red head, however, my pubes aren't red. I guess I should clarify??? They aren't black either, kind of a deep chestnut brown, I guess??? I don't know. I never needed to pay that much attention to their color???

 

It's ok.. your still up.