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Anybody been to Bangkok lately?

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Any good restaurants you can recommend? Any must see, must do things around Bangkok [insert happy ending massage here]? The wife and I will be there for a couple days.

 

Thanks

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Bangkok, Oriental setting

And the city don't know that the city is getting

The creme de la creme of the chess world in a

Show with everything but Yul Brynner

 

Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute

Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it

All change -- don't you know that when you

Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

 

It's Iceland -- or the Philippines -- or Hastings -- or --

or this place!

 

[COMPANY]

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster

The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free

You'll find a god in every golden cloister

And if you're lucky then the god's a she

I can feel an angel sliding up to me

 

[THE AMERICAN]

One town's very like another

When your head's down over your pieces, brother

 

[COMPANY]

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity

To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

 

[THE AMERICAN]

Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --

 

[COMPANY]

Tea, girls, warm, sweet

Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

 

[THE AMERICAN]

Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist

Whose every move's among the purest

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

 

[COMPANY]

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble

Not much between despair and ecstasy

One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble

Can't be too careful with your company

I can feel the devil walking next to me

 

[THE AMERICAN]

Siam's gonna be the witness

To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness

This grips me more than would a

Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

 

And thank God I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --

 

I don't see you guys rating

The kind of mate I'm contemplating

I'd let you watch, I would invite you

But the queens we use would not excite you

 

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage

parlours --

 

[COMPANY]

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster

The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free

You'll find a god in every golden cloister

A little flesh, a little history

I can feel an angel sliding up to me

 

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble

Not much between despair and ecstasy

One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble

Can't be too careful with your company

I can feel the devil walking next to me

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I strongly suggest using rubbers when you go to the washy washy.

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