An NC fan, a Duke fan and a MD Terps fan ........

[Ravens 03 0]

A North Carolina fan, a Duke fan and a Maryland fan were in Saudi Arabia , sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden, Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!

 

However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

 

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

 

The Duke fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Duke fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying like a sissy when the punishment was done.

 

The UNC fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said: "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the UNC fan out crying like a little girl.

 

The Maryland fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said: "You support the greatest team in the world, your alumni has some of the best and most loyal fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

 

"Thanks, your most Royal highness", the Maryland fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

 

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave" the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.

 

"Tie the Duke fan to my back."

 

 

 

FEAR THE TURTLE!!!

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

meh

[Cdub100 3,393]

"Tie the Duke fan to my back."

 

Why so they can have the ghey?

[JT 137]

...were crying about officiating...

 

 

Wait. That's NOT the next line???

[RLLD 3,455]

[Big Blue 06 195]

I like that joke, but you can see that punchline coming a mile away.

[MahSoonerz 0]

What this joke needs is a big dose of Gary Williams swearing. Now that's funny.

[Ravens 03 0]

I like that joke, but you can see that punchline coming a mile away.

 

That's why you're the #4 seed and I'm a #5 seed.

[Big Blue 06 195]

That's why you're the #4 seed and I'm a #5 seed.

 

Actually, that's why I'm the #13 seed. 13 is 2 and a half times better than 5.

[dj_stouty 0]

There is more to the joke...

 

After the Terp Fan gets lashed 100 times with the Duke fan strapped to his back, the student body back at College Park was so happy, they flipped over cop cars, looted the local university bookstore and burned several dozen couches.

 

Gotta love the "class" that comes out of College Park.