wiffleball 4,790 Posted April 6, 2007 Just got a call from the Doctor, they've found a donor. His foreskin is - well - 'darker' than my skin color, but dammit, I'm sick of waiting. I don't care if I look like one of them bananas dipped in chocolate. I have this feeling all my life that something was 'missing'. Then it dawned on me - Something WAS missing from me! It was taken without my consent and gosh darn it, I want it BACK! I can't wait for it. It's gonna be like having a koozy for my wang. Oh - and I'll be changing my name to itsbigwiffle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted April 6, 2007 Did you get your username because you have holes in your scrotum? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted April 6, 2007 Maybe they could just use a skin tag? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 136 Posted April 6, 2007 it's gonna look like you are wearing a mini black head band on your peamus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,370 Posted April 6, 2007 it's gonna look like you are wearing a mini black head band on your peamus He should get the Nike swoosh tattoed on his foreskin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted April 6, 2007 He should get the Nike swoosh tattoed on his foreskin. it's gonna look like you are wearing a mini black head band on your peamus Did you get your username because you have holes in your scrotum? did you read the "how did you get your geek name fred? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 136 Posted April 6, 2007 He should get the Nike swoosh tattoed on his foreskin. i don't have anything to supplement that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites