And now for something completely different

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

1 million doesn't buy much anymore unless you want to retire to Alabama. And who wants to do that?

 

I'd hate to live to 100. Perfect health doesn't mean you look 20 for 100 yrs. You're just a healthy old dude with nobody your age to hang out with.

 

Perfect health for the family? Nah. Life without their dad is no better than life without them. We can all go out together in a bus crash.

 

Any women any time? Nah. Might be cool for like the 1st year or so. But pretty soon, you'd really just be bangin them nappy headed hos just for the change of pace.

 

Big peemus? I always thought it wasn't about the size. It was whether or not you use the counter clockwise swirl.

 

I'll take true love.

 

 

 

 

Since I already have true love. Can I have the million?

[phillybear 366]

I wanted to vote for bacon stacked up to heaven, but it wasn't an option.

 

I wanted to vote for death tomorrow as long as all my enemies (everyone on planet earth) died tomorrow as well, but that wasn't an option.

 

So I will cast my vote for: What the fock?

[babycakes 0]

I didn't vote because I'm not sure i understand how this is going to work. If I vote for one of them does it guarantee that I WON"T get any of the other ones? Like if I pick the money does that mean me and everyone in my family will die young with small willies and no love?

[TommyGavin 790]

you like baby batter ?

[babycakes 0]

What's baby batter?

[TommyGavin 790]

What's baby batter?

think a little harder

[babycakes 0]

think a little harder

 

 

 

Now what does that have to do with the poll or my question?

[DuckStupid 40]

No brainer, perfect health for the family. I'm already focked, might as well let them be healthy.

[TommyGavin 790]

 

Now what does that have to do with the poll or my question?

I see babycakes and think babybatter - sorry.

 

NOW I'm sure you are a dood with 36C boobs so I will end this conversation right NOW.

[wiffleball 4,789]

I didn't vote because I'm not sure i understand how this is going to work. If I vote for one of them does it guarantee that I WON"T get any of the other ones? Like if I pick the money does that mean me and everyone in my family will die young with small willies and no love?