Big Blue 06 195 Posted April 20, 2007 A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have". The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please". The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, String Theory, interstellar air space travel, the latest medical break-through's, etc. The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have. "A martini please". Again it was superb. The robot again asked. "What is your IQ sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". The robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Phillies to do this weekend. The guy had to try it one more time. He left, returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out, "Uh... about 50". The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked... A-r-e... y-o-u-r... p-e-o-p-l-e... g-o-i-n-g... t-o... n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e... H-i-l-l-a-r-y-? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted April 20, 2007 i hate libs but even i think that joke sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted April 20, 2007 i hate libs but even i think that joke sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5 Posted April 20, 2007 I thought it was pretty funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted April 20, 2007 i hate libs but even i think that joke sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted April 20, 2007 I thought it was pretty funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pimptastic69 0 Posted April 20, 2007 What do you tell a woman who shows up at your door with two black eyes? Nothin. She's already been told twice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted April 20, 2007 What do you tell a woman who shows up at your door with two black eyes? I'm gonna guess you tell her that we landed on the moon. An oldie, but a goodie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,619 Posted April 20, 2007 What do you tell a woman who shows up at your door with two black eyes? Nothin. She's already been told twice. Wear a bra? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
