How to supercool a girl in under 2 minutes

[IndyTom 0]

Brag about your post count.

[frank 2,365]

Be gocolts

[football_scooter 0]

^^^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tell her the joke about the child molestor and the little kid walking into the dark scary woods. Kid looks up and says, "mister I'm scared"....child molestor looks down and says, "you're scared? I gotta walk outta these woods alone!"

 

That'll turn any woman against you inside of 42 seconds. You may not even make it to the punchline.

[TommyGavin 790]

salt on the bagina

[RicemanX 20]

Tell her your mom has the same perfume.

[IndyTom 0]

^^^

Tell her the joke about the child molestor and the little kid walking into the dark scary woods. Kid looks up and says, "mister I'm scared"....child molestor looks down and says, "you're scared? I gotta walk outta these woods alone!"

 

That'll turn any woman against you inside of 42 seconds. You may not even make it to the punchline.

 

 

This is one of those jokes that I laughed out loud, than felt guilty about.

[phillybear 366]

Bury her alive inside a glacier.

[rallo 139]

^^^

Tell her the joke about the child molestor and the little kid walking into the dark scary woods. Kid looks up and says, "mister I'm scared"....child molestor looks down and says, "you're scared? I gotta walk outta these woods alone!"

 

That'll turn any woman against you inside of 42 seconds. You may not even make it to the punchline.

 

but if you do... she is a keeper

[football_scooter 0]

but if you do... she is a keeper

 

excellent point!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...or "she" is actually phillybear in drag

[rallo 139]

...or "she" is actually phillybear in drag

 

 

facial hair and an adam's apple on a woman???

[phillybear 366]

phillybear in drag = wearing a beautiful skin suit flayed and sew together from the dead carcasses of a number of overweight women.

[football_scooter 0]

phillybear in drag = wearing a beautiful skin suit flayed and sew together from the dead carcasses of a number of overweight women.

it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again!