I want to ask Trip's girlfriend of five years to marry me........

[wiffleball 4,655]

She's fat.

 

 

and has a snaggletoof.

 

 

and doesn't like the anal.

 

 

not even MUA.

 

and her boyfriend doesn't know she's cheating on him.

 

and he's making noises like HE wants to marry her now.

 

Even though the entire family hates him - especially her Dad.

 

 

What Would Jesus Do?

 

 

TIA.

[Trip McNeely 0]

[KSB2424 3,085]

I didn't see the dilemma until I got to the MUA part.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I don't agree with alot of people making threads on all the crap going on in their lives but this is a focked up thread. Why not just tell him you don't give a crap in that thread?

[babycakes 0]

What is MUA?

[KSB2424 3,085]

I don't agree with alot of people making threads on all the crap going on in their lives but this is a focked up thread. Why not just tell him you don't give a crap in that thread?

You're not from round' these parts are ya?

[Trip McNeely 0]

Filthy Fernandez doesn't like what's going on here so maybe we should stop. Let's make FFToday more Filthy Fernandez friendly ...........

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Filthy Fernandez doesn't like what's going on here so maybe we should stop. Let's make FFToday more Filthy Fernandez friendly ...........

 

 

You guys are right, what was I thinking.

 

Actually Trip's gf does like anal but only with the animal kingdom.

[KSB2424 3,085]

You guys are right, what was I thinking.

 

Actually Trip's gf does like anal but only with the animal kingdom.

dada boy! I feel like a proud pa.

[Trip McNeely 0]

You guys are right, what was I thinking.

 

Actually Trip's gf does like anal but only with the animal kingdom.

 

 

ZING ! ouch!

[GettnHuge 1]

and doesn't like the anal.

 

What's the problem with this? If they liked it we wouldn't wanna do it.

[wiffleball 4,655]

ZING ! ouch!

 

 

JK Tripster. Ya know I wish ya all the luck in the world. And, I'm sure your girl isn't like any of those things. - Gots to let us know how it all works out.

 

and - because this bored is SERIOUSLY SLIPPING!!!

 

 

- CAN SIZE OF THE INTENDED?

 

[Trip McNeely 0]

JK Tripster. Ya know I wish ya all the luck in the world. And, I'm sure your girl isn't like any of those things. - Gots to let us know how it all works out.

 

and - because this bored is SERIOUSLY SLIPPING!!!

- CAN SIZE OF THE INTENDED?

 

 

 

Thanks buddy

 

34b

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Thanks buddy

 

34b

 

 

So she registered for a set of boobies then?

[Trip McNeely 0]

So she registered for a set of boobies then?

 

 

I'm sure on your 230lb wife these would seem small, but not when you are 5'4 and 103lbs

[wiffleball 4,655]

I'm sure on your 230lb wife these would seem small, but not when you are 5'4 and 103lbs

 

 

Yeah, it's all about frame. Nothing wrong with nice set of B's on a 34 and below.

 

For example, I'm sure your girl looks lovererly. (insert topless nekkid pics here)

 

I however have a respectable pair of B's, but a 78B just doesn't look as good in a bikini.

[KSB2424 3,085]

Is there anyway we can get an ass shot (pic) of said Wiffle/Trip female companion? Preferably bending over an ottoman staring back at the camera? Is this to much to ask?

[wiffleball 4,655]

Is there anyway we can get an ass shot (pic) of said Wiffle/Trip female companion? Preferably bending over an ottoman staring back at the camera? Is this to much to ask?

 

 

I have a butt shot of Wiffle bending over an otter. Would you like that?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I'm sure on your 230lb wife these would seem small, but not when you are 5'4 and 103lbs

 

 

My wife is 5'3 107 lbs and 34d cup.

[wiffleball 4,655]

My wife is 5'3 107 lbs and 34d cup.

 

 

...and he makes 250K a year, has a half million dollar home, has a 14 inch pecker and bench presses 250 lbs like he's allergic to it. .

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

...and he makes 250K a year, has a half million dollar home, has a 14 inch pecker and bench presses 250 lbs like he's allergic to it. .

 

 

LMAO. Can you write my Biography for me?!

 

No reduce everything by about half except the the bench presses (prolly 200lbs these days) and you're right on the money.

[KSB2424 3,085]

Trip hasn't posted in a while. Hopefully he is busy taking ass pics! (preferebly over an ottoman staring back at camera) :batedbreath:

[RLLD 3,455]

What is MUA?

 

Making Underwear Ascend