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I'm gonna hafta say that octopuses are smarter than most vertebrates. There are some scientists that would agree with me, but the majority would say that's a ludicrous statement. Veterbrates define a whole new level of a nervous system in evolution.

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As a species goes, Zebra's are pretty worthless. About all their good for is getting chewed up on documentaries. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's why God invented them. He got to the end of the alphabet and said: "Ya know, I inveted the lion, but WTF are they gonna EAT?" So then he made this ridiculous thing outta some leftover horse blueprints and gave it the most obnoxious hide possible - so it couldn't POSSIBLY hide from the Lions.

 

Then, he dumbed down a version of that, made it slower & fatter - since we're slower & fatter. Made it dumber - since we're really rotten predators - and called it "The Cow".

 

 

Pretty much those two species are just made to be eaten.

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Homo erectus :angry:

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Definitely humans. What have they ever done? :ninja:

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