2008 Democrat National Convention schedule of events

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2008 Democratic National Convention schedule of events

 

2008 Democratic National Convention

         

Schedule of Events:

         

7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning

         

7:15 pm ~  Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.

         

7:20 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

7:25 pm ~  Non-religious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

         

7:45 pm ~  Ceremonial tree hugging

         

7:55 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

8:00 pm ~  How I Invented the Internet and Global Warming - Al Gore

         

8:15 pm ~  Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding

         

8:35 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

8:40 pm ~  Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

         

9.00 pm ~  Memorial service for Saddam and his sons" Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

         

10:00 pm ~  "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

         

11:00 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

11:05 pm ~  Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand

         

11:15 pm ~  Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay" Sean Penn

         

11:30 pm ~  Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

         

11:45 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

11:50 pm ~  How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean

         

12:15 am ~  "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

         

12:25 am ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

12:30 am ~  Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad live from Tehran

         

12:45 am ~  Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

         

1:00 am ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

1:05 am ~  Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

         

1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

1:35 am ~  Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

 

1:45 am - Closing Song "God Is Dead, Yes We Know" by Atheists of America Chorus.

 

Enjoy The Show!

[paulinstl 296]

Finally got chain emails at the militia compound, eh?

[Boz/BoFan 0]

 

Teddy will not be invited back next year. The most insane part about that lineup is that its not too far from the truth.

[Angry White Male 0]

2008 Democratic National Convention schedule of events

 

2008 Democratic National Convention

         

Schedule of Events:

         

7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning

         

7:15 pm ~  Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.

         

7:20 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

7:25 pm ~  Non-religious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

         

7:45 pm ~  Ceremonial tree hugging

         

7:55 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

8:00 pm ~  How I Invented the Internet and Global Warming - Al Gore

         

8:15 pm ~  Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding

         

8:35 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

8:40 pm ~  Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

         

9.00 pm ~  Memorial service for Saddam and his sons" Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

         

10:00 pm ~  "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

         

11:00 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

11:05 pm ~  Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand

         

11:15 pm ~  Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay" Sean Penn

         

11:30 pm ~  Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

         

11:45 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

11:50 pm ~  How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean

         

12:15 am ~  "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

         

12:25 am ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

12:30 am ~  Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad live from Tehran

         

12:45 am ~  Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

         

1:00 am ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

1:05 am ~  Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

         

1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

1:35 am ~  Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

 

1:45 am - Closing Song "God Is Dead, Yes We Know" by Atheists of America Chorus.

 

Enjoy The Show!

:lol: :lol:

[surferskin 30]

i think Ted's toast is supposed to 7:20 AM not PM.

[DAVID RUFFIN 2]

2008 Democratic National Convention schedule of events

 

2008 Democratic National Convention

         

Schedule of Events:

         

7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning

         

7:15 pm ~  Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.

         

7:20 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

7:25 pm ~  Non-religious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

         

7:45 pm ~  Ceremonial tree hugging

         

7:55 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

8:00 pm ~  How I Invented the Internet and Global Warming - Al Gore

         

8:15 pm ~  Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding

         

8:35 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

8:40 pm ~  Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

         

9.00 pm ~  Memorial service for Saddam and his sons" Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

         

10:00 pm ~  "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

         

11:00 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

11:05 pm ~  Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand

         

11:15 pm ~  Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay" Sean Penn

         

11:30 pm ~  Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

         

11:45 pm ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

11:50 pm ~  How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean

         

12:15 am ~  "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

         

12:25 am ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

12:30 am ~  Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad live from Tehran

         

12:45 am ~  Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

         

1:00 am ~  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

1:05 am ~  Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

         

1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

         

1:35 am ~  Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

 

1:45 am - Closing Song "God Is Dead, Yes We Know" by Atheists of America Chorus.

 

Enjoy The Show!

 

 

Get a life dude! You have way to much idol time on your hands.

[hoytdwow 202]

2008 Republican National Convention schedule of events

 

2008 Republican National Convention

 

Schedule of Events:

 

7:00 pm ~ Opening prostration before a cloth symbol

 

7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the Church of Evangelical Christianity

 

7:20 pm ~ Ted Stevens proposes a toast

 

7:25 pm ~ prayer and worship with Pat Robertson and David Duke

 

7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree chainsawing

 

7:55 pm ~ Ted Stevens proposes a toast

 

8:00 pm ~ How I Invented a Global War on Terror - George Bush

 

8:15 pm ~ Wedding, Divorce, Wedding, Divorce, Wedding, Divorce Planning - Rudy Giuliani presiding

 

8:35 pm ~ Ted Stevens proposes a toast

 

8:40 pm ~ Our Cabinet are War Criminals - Dick Cheney

 

9.00 pm ~ There's No Oil in Afghanistan, dumbass!" Laura Bush and Lynne Cheney

 

10:00 pm ~ "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Ted Nugent

 

11:00 pm ~ Ted Stevens proposes a toast

 

11:05 pm ~ Why we quit looking for Osama Bin Laden- Karl Rove

 

11:15 pm ~ Imprison People at Guantanamo Bay forever without charging them with crimes" Donald Rumsfeld

 

11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - Newt Gingrich

 

11:45 pm ~ Ted Stevens proposes a toast

 

11:50 pm ~ The World Trade Towers: Let the Healing Begin (after the spying)- Alberto Gonzales

 

12:15 am ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Fox News by Bill Oreilly

 

12:25 am ~ Ted Stevens proposes a toast

 

12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Paul Wolfowitz live from Tehran

 

12:45 am ~ Nomination of Dick Cheney by Dick Cheney

 

1:00 am ~ Ted Stevens proposes a toast

 

1:05 am ~ Coronation of Dick Cheney

 

1:30 am ~ Ted Stevens proposes a toast

 

1:35 am ~ George Bush asks Rudy Giuliani if he'd hit it, referring to Ann Coulter

 

1:45 am - Closing Song "Let The Eagles Soar" by The John Ashcroft Ensemble.

 

Enjoy The Show!

 

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[fastfish 0]

When Bill asked Ted to drive Hillary home, Ted declined saying he wasn't drunk enough to let that dry hole get in his car.

 

So Harry Reid took her home. A dry hole don't bother a limpdick.

[gocolts 300]

 

Teddy will not be invited back next year. The most insane part about that lineup is that its not too far from the truth.

[Flashover 0]

 

Teddy will not be invited back next year. The most insane part about that lineup is that its not too far from the truth.

 

The fact that you believe this crap changes this post from funny to scarry. You are delusional.

[Flashover 0]

2008 Republican National Convention schedule of events

 

2008 Republican National Convention

         

Schedule of Events:

 

6:55 ~ Wipe feet on Constitution.....err, doormat before entering

         

7:00 ~ Have gay sex

 

7:02 ~ Accept bribes

 

7:30 ~ Screw the American people

 

8:00 ~ Have more gay sex

 

8:08 ~ Smoke Meth & have gay sex

 

8:25 ~ Send simpletons to post Republican crap, er.....talking points on internet forums

 

8:30 ~ Make sure Americans remain uneducated

 

8:45 ~ Cut funding for troops

 

8:50 ~ Accept more bribes

 

9:00 ~ Spy on the American people

 

9:15 ~ Drop to knees and perform fellatio on corporations.

 

9:20 ~ Accept more bribes

 

9:30 ~ Screw the American people

 

9:45 ~ Have gay sex

 

9::55 ~ Sell American ports to United Arab Emirates

 

10:00 ~ Pretend to be tough on terror

 

10:08 ~ Pretend to be Christian

 

10:15 ~ More gay sex & meth

 

10:25 ~ Pretend to be patriotic

 

10:30 ~ Veto any bills that benefit the American People

 

10:35 ~ Call up Saudi Arabia & see if they need anything

 

10:40 ~ Pretend to support troops

 

10:45 ~ Accept bribes

 

10:55 ~ Wipe arse with the Constitution

 

11:00 ~ pretend to be homophobic

 

11:05 ~ Bend over and grab heels for Saudi Arabia (making sure not to bend knees)

 

11:06 ~ Pray that no one asks what "Winning the war" actually means

 

11:08 ~ Pray that no one asks if we have a plan

 

11:15 ~ Let Osama Bin Laden escape

 

11:20 ~ Restore Honest & Integrity to the White House.....Just Kidding! Accept more bribes.

 

11:30 ~ Pretend to support the military

 

11:37 ~ More gay sex

 

11:42 ~ Out of meth, call up Ted Haggard to score some more.

 

11:45 ~ Invade wrong country

 

11:55 ~ Say stupid shite like "We need to fight them over there so we won't have to fight them over here"

 

12:00 ~ Ted Haggard arrives with more meth..."Mission Accomplished!"

 

12:10 ~ Release identity of American spies tracking the proliferation of nuclear material into Iran

 

12:20 ~ Accept more bribes because it's been an hour since the last one

 

12:30 ~ Appoint incompetent "Bushies" to run important agencies like the Department of Justice, FEMA, etc.

 

12:40 ~ Refuse to be tough on immigration because it would upset "Papi", er......corporations

 

12:45 ~ Bankrupt the country

 

12:55 ~ Spit on the American People

 

1:00 ~ Spit on the Constitution

 

1:03 ~ Consume last of meth

 

1:14 ~ Call up Saudi Arabia and offer "Oral for meth"

 

1:20 ~ Pretend to support the troops

 

1:25 ~ Run the United States into the ground

 

1:35 ~ Gay sex

 

1:40 ~ Pretend to be Patriotic

 

1:45 ~ Closing Song "Let The Eagles Soar" by The John Ashcroft Ensemble.

 

 

Enjoy The Show!