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Unfunny talentless kook. Not sure why hes on TV or in any movies. Im just gonna start showing up on movie sets and tell them to start rollin, cant be any worse :pointstosky:

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He is the boy band of comedy.

 

 

:) Well said. Flailing arms and loud noises just dont do it for me. On another note, I hear your GTA bit is the funny, I will youtube it in the near future.

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Saddest excuse for a big time comedian since Dice Clay. Just shows that when times are humorless, virtually anything will pass for humor.

 

His impending box office flop should help to seal the deal. Then he can start repaying whatever it is he owes the devil for his short-lived fame.

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You people are friggin retards. I don't think Dane is the best thing since sliced bread, but he has the spontaneous thing going for him. Comedy is a lot of timing and redtodd's comment re: "the boy band of comedy" only confirms how unfunny redtodd actually is. I don't think Dane is opening for a has-been at Indian-run casinos nowadays.

 

Anyone that has seen Cook's cashew on the peemus routine knows.

 

He's not Richard Pryor but there's a reason he's making millions being on stage and you clowns aren't.

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You people are friggin retards. I don't think Dane is the best thing since sliced bread, but he has the spontaneous thing going for him. Comedy is a lot of timing and redtodd's comment re: "the boy band of comedy" only confirms how unfunny redtodd actually is. I don't think Dane is opening for a has-been at Indian-run casinos nowadays.

 

Anyone that has seen Cook's cashew on the peemus routine knows.

 

He's not Richard Pryor but there's a reason he's making millions being on stage and you clowns aren't.

 

So every comedian making millions is awesome?

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So every comedian making millions is awesome?

I am kinda with sparkling wiggles on this. Everyone loves to hate stuff thats popular but MAYBE its popular because people like it. Dane Cook was doing college gigs 5-6yrs ago and then he made it. Frank Calliendo came to Michigan Fing Tech (UP of mich) in '98 and then the dude blew up. Neither of them are comedic geniuses, but they do stuff the masses like and there is nothing wrong with that.

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He's not Richard Pryor but there's a reason he's making millions being on stage and you clowns aren't.

 

Yeah, like Gallagher. Or Rosie O'Donnell.

 

$$$ = talent.

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Nick Cannon? He's hilarious! :doublethumbsup:

Who the fock is Nick Cannon? Well, Nick Cannon just ran off with ya damn lunch money. Is he still so hilarious now? :nono:

 

Oh, what? You gonna tell your momma I'm cussing in the house? :mad:

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Who the fock is Nick Cannon? Well, Nick Cannon just ran off with ya damn lunch money. Is he still so hilarious now? :headbanger:

 

Oh, what? You gonna tell your momma I'm cussing in the house? :dunno:

lol, thanks for being the only other guy that gets it.

 

PS. Dane Cook is like HSM2 for college students, just let us be.

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I think the guy is hilarious, but I don't get why chicks dig him so much.

He has a graceful body and his face is kind of handsome.

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lol, thanks for being the only other guy that gets it.

 

PS. Dane Cook is like HSM2 for college students, just let us be.

:shocking:

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It's fairly simple.

 

People are jealous and based on said jealousy they hate.

 

HTH

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He is the boy band of comedy.

 

If by boy band, you mean.

 

Rich and hated by those that aren't?

 

you nailed it. :lol:

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Saddest excuse for a big time comedian since Dice Clay. Just shows that when times are humorless, virtually anything will pass for humor.

 

:lol: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

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It's fairly simple.

 

People are jealous and based on said jealousy they hate.

 

HTH

 

Nope. I actually think the guy used to be pretty darn funny before he got big. In the last few years, he has started doing jokes with no real punchlines or direction. He just says the same thing three times with a whacky face and then laughs at his own jokes. I really do not find any humor in him anymore and there are far more talented comedians than him out there who are not half as popular as him.

 

The only people who really seem to dig him now are teenage girls.

 

He also "borrows" from Louis C.K.

 

Don't get me wrong, I would kill to be in his shoes, but I just think he is painfully mediocre now. It is not jealously, just my educated observation. :music_guitarred:

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Nope. I actually think the guy used to be pretty darn funny before he got big. In the last few years, he has started doing jokes with no real punchlines or direction. He just says the same thing three times with a whacky face and then laughs at his own jokes. I really do not find any humor in him anymore and there are far more talented comedians than him out there who are not have as popular as him.

 

The only people who really seem to dig him now are teenage girls.

 

He also "borrows" from Louis C.K.

 

Don't get me wrong, I would kill to be in his shoes, but I just think he is painfully mediocre now. It is not jealously, just my educated observation. :music_guitarred:

observations are spot-on today, Redtodd.

 

and what the fock is up with airline food?

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This thread is somewhat of a relief for me. I have never liked him and always thought he was very unfunny and even mildly annoying, yet EVERYONE around me loves him to death, including people who usually don't like mere stupid, loud, random "humor." I never understood it and I have watched a fair amount of his stand-ups. But at least I know now that there's some people who agree with me.

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Dane Cook is a big fan of Louis C.K.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz3_ZYYE9II

There are similarities in a lot of comedians if you listen to enough of them.

Demetri Martin's stuff sounds a lot like Mitch hedburg's stuff.

 

But yea, that youtube does make sense though, it looks like Dane did imitate the idea of Louis CK's jokes. Out of the 500 jokes Dane Cook does, he stole 10 of them. DAMN HIM.

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