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any info on time for return? Both having injury problems, wondering if anyone had info on them. I know winslow was out cause he was testy :wall:

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Bump. Don't have Winslow, but was thinking about obtaining Heiden for a 1 wk fill in. All I've heard about Winslow's status is that his illness was undisclosed. Thanks, that helps! :thumbsdown:

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Bump. Don't have Winslow, but was thinking about obtaining Heiden for a 1 wk fill in. All I've heard about Winslow's status is that his illness was undisclosed. Thanks, that helps! :wave:

his balls are bigger than your head, Spyder. :wub:

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When Winslow left the hospital, did they give him a wheelbarrow?

 

I've heard rumblings that Shockey might play this week. Might just be mind games by Payton though. Stay tuned.

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Winslow tried to run and the balls bounced up and cold cocked him. He got knocked the fock out!

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Shockey owner in my league is trying to trade him for dirt cheap, but I can't find any info. on him at all. I have no idea....

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My balls are always that big - getting married does that. As an NFL star, he should be getting more chances to empty his. I see him getting lucky this week, and back on the field by Sunday. That girl better have a throat like a Pelikan though.

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My balls are always that big - getting married does that. As an NFL star, he should be getting more chances to empty his. I see him getting lucky this week, and back on the field by Sunday. That girl better have a throat like a Pelikan though.

 

Okay, now that sh!t right there is funny! :overhead:

 

I'm guessing she'll have to ride in the backseat though as his nuts will be riding shotgun.

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Good news is he won't be riding any motorcycles any time soon.

 

Thought I saw him floating over the stadium Monday night, but it turned out to be a blimp.

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