LOST Season Five Thread

[phillybear 366]

The commercials are just long enough where I can go out for a cigarette and come back inside without missing a thing.

 

Hey, there's Vincent. Holy Fock. It's Rose and Bernard.

[jvirne 0]

The commercials are just long enough where I can go out for a cigarette and come back inside without missing a thing.

 

Hey, there's Vincent. Holy Fock. It's Rose and Bernard.

 

Holy fock, it's phillybear.

 

Can I have a hug, man?

[phillybear 366]

Theory -

 

John Locke's body is inside the crate the new crash victims brought.

 

John Locke isn't John Locke. He's the man on the beach with Jacob in the beginning.

 

Ben Linus is the loophole he needed to kill Jacob. Ben isn't supposed to be back on the island after being banished by the donkey wheel. But he found a way to get back. So he's somehow a loophole, and thus can kill Jacob.

 

:crazy theory:

 

It's not a bad thought. Also, if Jacob is the name of one guy, what it the name of the other guy. Other than the fact he looks like that naked gay guy from season one of Survivor.

 

Right now, it's too confusing to sort out. Who is on who's side?

 

At this point, I anticipate having to make up lists on who I think belongs on whose team. Goddam. This is brutal. Infuriating. Exciting.

 

Well, time for another drink. This is like watching the Superbowl. Yes, I took off from work tomorrow. Like I said, Superbowl.

[phillybear 366]

Holy fock, it's phillybear.

 

Can I have a hug, man?

 

I'm as cuddly as AIDS drenched cactus.

[Vikings4ever 568]

Right now, it's too confusing to sort out. Who is on who's side?

 

At this point, I anticipate having to make up lists on who I think belongs on whose team. Goddam. This is brutal. Infuriating. Exciting.

 

Well, time for another drink. This is like watching the Superbowl. Yes, I took off from work tomorrow. Like I said, Superbowl.

And just goes to show the stupidity of American society that American Idol gets higher ratings.

[jvirne 0]

It's not a bad thought. Also, if Jacob is the name of one guy, what it the name of the other guy. Other than the fact he looks like that naked gay guy from season one of Survivor.

 

Right now, it's too confusing to sort out. Who is on who's side?

 

At this point, I anticipate having to make up lists on who I think belongs on whose team. Goddam. This is brutal. Infuriating. Exciting.

 

Well, time for another drink. This is like watching the Superbowl. Yes, I took off from work tomorrow. Like I said, Superbowl.

 

The new crash survivors = Jacob's cult.

 

New Locke = the X man (man on the beach with Jacob). Locke is really dead.

 

The smoke monster is on the side of Jacob's adversary.

 

The episode is going to great pains to make Jacob as the sympathetic good man. Which means his adversary is....evil.

 

And that evil man is the one person who could possibly pull a Ben Linus on Ben Linus. Which is EXACTLY what "John Locke" just did. He found Ben's emotional weak point, and exploited it. He mentioned his daughter. He mentioned his banishment. Now he's motivated Ben to WANT to kill Jacob.

 

I'm am 100% positive that is NOT the real John Locke.

[Vikings4ever 568]

I'm guessing phillybear is jerking off as Sawyer beats the crap out of Jack.

[jvirne 0]

I'm as cuddly as AIDS drenched cactus.

 

So I guess MUA is out.

[jvirne 0]

I'm guessing phillybear is jerking off as Sawyer beats the crap out of Jack.

 

No way Jack would put up that much of a match vs. Sawyer. Sawyer should have beaten the snot out of him with ease.

[phillybear 366]

Holy fock, it's phillybear.

 

Can I have a hug, man?

 

Also, my last writeup for the last episode was 11 to 12 pages long on a word document.

 

My finger control my brain anymore. I can't stop myself. Call me Doc Oc.

[phillybear 366]

I'm guessing phillybear is jerking off as Sawyer beats the crap out of Jack.

 

Nah. I was laughing my ass off. It was a long time coming.

 

Now, when Juliet appeared, then I got hard.

[phillybear 366]

So I guess MUA is out.

 

Only if I can pee in your butt.

[Vikings4ever 568]

Now, when Juliet appeared, then I got hard.

Juliet with that handgun down the front of her pants his HOT.

[phillybear 366]

Juliet with that handgun down the front of her pants his HOT.

 

Ballistics and Boobs.

[phillybear 366]

Nothing, nothing in my life has felt so right...

 

 

RUN. RUN AWAY. WARNING.

[jvirne 0]

Also, my last writeup for the last episode was 11 to 12 pages long on a word document.

 

My finger control my brain anymore. I can't stop myself. Call me Doc Oc.

 

 

Jeezus Christ, man.

 

So, you think when the bomb goes off or the drill hits (either one), Richard sees the explosion, thinks they're all dead, but really they get zapped.....wait for it.....back to the future.

 

Then all of season 6 takes back in present.

[phillybear 366]

So, you think when the bomb goes off or the drill hits (either one), Richard sees the explosion, thinks they're all dead, but really they get zapped.....wait for it.....back to the future.

 

Then all of season 6 takes back in present.

 

Absolutely. I think the bomb acts as a catalyst, like the Swan explosion affected Desmond.

 

I had some notes joted down for this possibility for the next writeup.

[jvirne 0]

Hugo getting the most time with Jacob.

 

Makes sense. I totally knew he was "extra" special.

 

Hugo is the good guy of good guys.

[Vikings4ever 568]

Jeezus Christ, man.

 

So, you think when the bomb goes off or the drill hits (either one), Richard sees the explosion, thinks they're all dead, but really they get zapped.....wait for it.....back to the future.

 

Then all of season 6 takes back in present.

Possibly. But I wouldn't be surprised if the blast sends them back farther, maybe to the time when the island's original inhabitants were there.

[phillybear 366]

Jeez and Rice Krispies. Ben is going to SOOOOO stab Locke.

[jvirne 0]

Possibly. But I wouldn't be surprised if the blast sends them back farther, maybe to the time when the island's original inhabitants were there.

 

No way. They have to be reunited for the grand finale, and that'd be too messy to resolve in one season.

 

Season 6 happens like Season 1. Everyone is back together.

[phillybear 366]

Hugo getting the most time with Jacob.

 

Makes sense. I totally knew he was "extra" special.

 

Hugo is the good guy of good guys.

 

Nah.

 

He is still comic relief. He is a variable, but not more important than any of the other variables. He just needed extra convincing.

[phillybear 366]

No way. They have to be reunited for the grand finale, and that'd be too messy to resolve in one season.

 

Season 6 happens like Season 1. Everyone is back together.

 

Time Loop.

[jvirne 0]

Jeez and Rice Krispies. Ben is going to SOOOOO stab Locke.

 

At this point I have no clue what is going to happen.

 

Guess -

 

1. Just before Ben and "Locke" enter Jacob's abode, the episode will flash back to the Jacob cult opening the crate to show Locke's real body, DEAD.

 

Then Ben and Locke enter Jacob's abode.

 

Then Jack sets off the bomb and the episode ends with all the 1977 people blown back to the hatch in 2007.

 

Then the final scene is Ben, "John," and Jacob.

 

:popcorn:

[jvirne 0]

Miles Rules.

[Vikings4ever 568]

Miles Rules.

 

All the blank stares when Miles asked about the bomb causing the incident was hilarious.

[Vikings4ever 568]

Oops.

 

There went Chang's arm.

[Vikings4ever 568]

Good God, the writers kill off almost all of the hot pieces of ass.

 

Shannon, Ana Lucia, Libby, Nikki, Claire's been off the show this year, and now Juliet.

[MLCKAA 586]

That sucked.

[jvirne 0]

I'm not convinced she's dead.

 

A flash has to come and send them all into the future.

 

I will be sooooo shocked if they are stuck in 1977 at the end of this episode.

[Vikings4ever 568]

Yep, Locke's body was in the crate.

[jvirne 0]

I KNEW IT!!!!!

[Vikings4ever 568]

FOCK!!!!!!

 

Season ends with a flash, no idea what happens to the Losties.

[jvirne 0]

Well, the saved the time jump for next season's opener.

[jvirne 0]

Season ends with a flash, no idea what happens to the Losties.

 

Oh I think we know what happens. Jacob told us: they're coming.

[phillybear 366]

Well, we all knew Phil would die.

 

Juliet....sigh. We knew it. I just wish they didn't kill off one of the best characters of the show.

 

Sh!t, I stuck around for the previews. Did they just tell us that the next season takes place in 2010? Three years in the future?

 

I have to rewatch these episodes a couple of times. So much to digest.

[Vikings4ever 568]

Oh I think we know what happens. Jacob told us: they're coming.

The question is, where are they coming to?

 

At first, I thought Jacob was talking about about Illana and the rest of her group, but it looks like he meant the Losties now.

 

I'll stand by my past theory for the Losties. I see Jacob and "Locke" as physical manifestations of good and evil, ying and yang, etc. The Losties are being sent to the past to alter the time line, with the intact statue being a result of the changes, and the first scene of the episode taking place in the distant future (possibly the end of time).

[jvirne 0]

Well, we all knew Phil would die.

 

Juliet....sigh. We knew it. I just wish they didn't kill off one of the best characters of the show.

 

Sh!t, I stuck around for the previews. Did they just tell us that the next season takes place in 2010? Three years in the future?

 

I have to rewatch these episodes a couple of times. So much to digest.

 

1. 2010 = there's no new episodes until January, 2010.

 

2. Juliet isn't dead. She wakes up in the hatch, 2007. "They're coming" = the 1977 people.

 

Couple things I wonder.

 

1. When was the X man freed? Was it when Ben took Locke to see the cabin? Was the ash circle broken then? "HELP ME!" was clearly the X man speaking to Locke. Why didn't he ever speak to Ben? Because Ben was leader of the Others, i.e. Jacob's cult?

 

2. Christian Shepard.....was the X man all along?

[Quickolas1 80]

christian was the X man...quick showed sun the pic of dharma 1977 then was outside the building when ben told sun to look outside to see locke is alive

at beginning jacob was wearing white, X black

 

 

jacob, ben, aaron are all related in the bible right?

claire was in the cabin with christian/"jacob" (really X guy)

aaron is important here still...

[CantTouchThis 23]

When the show started, i was thinking there was no way Ben kills Jacob and no way Jack blows up the bomb.....

 

We still don't know what's in the guitar case, methinks it is not a guitar, i have no clue what it could be.

 

Why did the statue get destroyed? I am sure we will be flashbacks to what happened. It was there in, what, the 1870s when the Black Rock came here, and i do believe that is when Richard came here.

 

I am really surprised Jacob died so easily, i thought a guy like him would be invincible. As previously said, maybe that is because Ben someone found a way back and he is now an exception to the rules.

 

Also, remember Richard and other people saying Locke just didn't seem special, that is because he wasn't, he was just needed for the x-dude to manifest himself in a body or whatever. That whole thing is freaky and am going to like to hear "Locke's" explanation to why he is dead....yet alive.

 

So, is Locke the new Jacob, and Ben will be back as the leader of the others or what? Who knows....

 

I agree with that "They're coming" meant the rest of the losties, but with that one tape with Chan and what is supposedly Miles happened probably after the incident

and that means Miles didn't go back.

 

Yeah, i don't know, i hope Juliet isn't dead though, very interesting character and a nice piece of ass