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A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

 

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

 

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous b!tch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

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what does a sheep take for a headache

 

ill take a stab with...aaaaaaasprin?

 

:music_guitarred:

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Wow, this thread is spiraling down the toilet in record fashion. :bandana:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That says a lot around here. :o

 

 

 

:headbanger: :overhead:

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that was funny as hell! :headbanger:

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Scientists found a new planet inhabited by sheep obsessed with money and worrying about everything all the time. They called it Jewepiter.

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