Suns-Lakers Game 1

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Let's go Suns!

 

 

I think this is their year...

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Lopez's back must still be hurting him. He's running all hunched over. It's kinda painful to watch.

[CantTouchThis 23]

Kobe's 113

Suns 108

 

I think this is going to be the best series of the playoffs.

[gocolts 300]

Both team are shooting good so far. Suns are on fire.

[Saint Elistan 106]

This matchup is probably going to wind up giving me chest pains. I fear for mah Lakers. Los Suns are brutal.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

I think this is going to be the best series of the playoffs.

 

Agreed. I expect a lot of close, high-scoring games.

[Saint Elistan 106]

Glad to see Odom not only in but doing well!

[IGotWorms 4,063]

I'm sure this has been pointed out before, but Alvin Gentry is really trying his damndest to look like Malcolm X.

[phillybear 366]

Phoenix (+6.5)@-105

[Saint Elistan 106]

Phoenix (+6.5)@-105

 

Man...+6.5? I'd take that if I had any money.

[CantTouchThis 23]

KOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Goodness he looks sharp tonight. I say 38 for him tonight...

[Strike 6,030]

KOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Goodness he looks sharp tonight. I say 38 for him tonight...

 

Dude hasn't practiced in a week. He's pretty unbelievable sometimes.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Damn Kobe. I hate him but he is so damn good.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Wow Odom really is playing well tonight. I always discount him because he seems like such a p*ssy on that Kardashians show (mainly just by virtue of the fact that he is on it), but he's really stepping up so far this game.

[CantTouchThis 23]

Dude hasn't practiced in a week. He's pretty unbelievable sometimes.

 

I always got incredibly irritated when people compared him and MJ, i always said Kobe isn't even close and never will be. I am starting to come around on that now. If he gets his 5th ring, he is definitely up there. The guy is just so good in the clutch and hitting really, really difficult shots that MJ really couldn't even hit consistently. I mean, i will still take MJ for sure and always will, but i think Kobe, at the very least, could be the best clutch player ever.

[Strike 6,030]

Wow Odom really is playing well tonight. I always discount him because he seems like such a p*ssy on that Kardashians show (mainly just by virtue of the fact that he is on it), but he's really stepping up so far this game.

 

You watch the Kardashian Show? And you're calling Lamar a p*ssy?

 

[phillybear 366]

You watch the Kardashian Show? And you're calling Lamar a p*ssy?

 

 

Odom married something that is a cross between a cigar store Indian, a tranny, and a chimp.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Odom married something that is a cross between a cigar store Indian, a tranny, and a chimp.

 

Exactly.

 

 

Lamar Odom's wife: http://herestheproblem.files.wordpress.com...shian_odom3.jpg

[Saint Elistan 106]

Odom married something that is a cross between a cigar store Indian, a tranny, and a chimp.

 

She's also filthy rich.

 

So she aint after his money. And she aint gettin' it from any other dudes. And she probably puts out often. What else could you ask for?

[IGotWorms 4,063]

She's also filthy rich.

 

So she aint after his money. And she aint gettin' it from any other dudes. And she probably puts out often. What else could you ask for?

 

An actual woman?

[Saint Elistan 106]

An actual woman?

 

She's not as bad as you make her out to be. Sure, she's fat...whatever. Chubby girls need lovin' too. And I submit that you've caught the ghey if you refused to hit it if she approached you wanting the sex.

[phillybear 366]

She's not as bad as you make her out to be. Sure, she's fat...whatever. Chubby girls need lovin' too. And I submit that you've caught the ghey if you refused to hit it if she approached you wanting the sex.

 

A chubby broad with a nice face is perfectly fine. That is a nice combo. She has a face like it's been stuck inside a waffle iron for a couple of weeks.

[gocolts 300]

She's not as bad as you make her out to be. Sure, she's fat...whatever. Chubby girls need lovin' too. And I submit that you've caught the ghey if you refused to hit it if she approached you wanting the sex.

I would hit that sh1t in a second.

 

I would also hit that chick in the halftime magic show in LA tonight. She was nicer than the pic you have in this post.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

She's not as bad as you make her out to be. Sure, she's fat...whatever. Chubby girls need lovin' too. And I submit that you've caught the ghey if you refused to hit it if she approached you wanting the sex.

 

I'd hit it if she approached me in the bar making it quite obvious that she wanted to jump on my cack, and I hadn't gotten laid in a while. That is what we call a slump-buster. Nothing wrong with that. But I am not an NBA star making millions of dollars a year. He ought to aspire to something better.

[phillybear 366]

Phoenix (+1) 2nd H. I'm basically doubling up. I'm not sure LAL will pull away from Phoenix, unless they hit every free throw down the stretch and Phoenix misses every desperation 3 pt shot. I like what I've seen from Phoenix. Why can't this be a competitive game? As long as Phoenix can defensively rebound.

[phillybear 366]

Lakes shot 61% for the first half, up by only 7. What the fock?

[phillybear 366]

Wow. Phoenix getting butt raped by the refs. Every break going LAL's way.

[Saint Elistan 106]

Wow. Phoenix getting butt raped by the refs. Every break going LAL's way.

Probably the thing I hate most about the NBA Playoffs. Once you reach the Conference Finals, the home cooking gets a little out of control.

[CantTouchThis 23]

KOBBBEEEEEEEEE, man that guy has a pretty jump shot. I said 38 points, looking good, maybe an under-estimation. If i am not mistaken, the last person to go over 50 in playoff game was a few years ago Kobe vs. Phoenix, 55 points..

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Damn, Phoenix just doesn't have any "D". They will have a very difficult time winning when the Lakers have 90+ points at the end of the third.

[CantTouchThis 23]

Damn, Phoenix just doesn't have any "D". They will have a very difficult time winning when the Lakers have 90+ points at the end of the third.

 

To their defense, when Kobe gets it going like he has, they can't be stopped.

[gocolts 300]

Damn, Phoenix just doesn't have any "D". They will have a very difficult time winning when the Lakers have 90+ points at the end of the third.

[phillybear 366]

Probably the thing I hate most about the NBA Playoffs. Once you reach the Conference Finals, the home cooking gets a little out of control.

 

Or it just doesn't matter when a team can't throw it in the ocean like Orlando yesterday.

 

Sh!!t. I'm rooting as fock for Phoenix. Money be damned. I'm not a broke faggut like MDC. But I just like games going down to the final shot between two evenly matched teams. Call me a dreamer.

[CantTouchThis 23]

Let me be the first to say:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MOMMA THERE GOES THAT MAN!!!!!!!!

[gocolts 300]

During the break between quarters, the Lakers are just chillin' on the bench. The Suns are all huddled, strategizing.

[gocolts 300]

Kobe with 40.

[Saint Elistan 106]

MOMMA THERE GOES THAT MAN!!!!!!!!

 

[Saint Elistan 106]

Jesus Christ....Shannon Brown can jump!

[Strike 6,030]

Jesus Christ....Shannon Brown can jump!

 

yeah, that's how he got in to the dunk competition. Too bad creativity isn't his strong suit. But he can throw it down, that's for sure.

[CantTouchThis 23]

Jesus Christ....Shannon Brown can jump!

 

That would have been, unarguably, the best dunk ever. It was still amazing to watch even though he missed it.

 

BTW, if this was a close game, Kobe goes for 50 EASILY.