BunnysBastatrds 2,336 Posted January 27, 2016 A guy who went to our junior high got busted bopping the bologna under the bleachers at a homecuming dance. He told the disciplinarian that he did it because he had a painful erection from slow dancing to Journey with his date and couldn't take it anymore. It was a good enough excuse and he got out of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beercat 5 Posted January 27, 2016 I tried to whack it in the car on the ride home, and ended up killing myself in when I wrecked the car. Didn't finish. True story http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/michigan-man-dies-crash-watching-porn-phone-article-1.2510561 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 27, 2016 A guy who went to our junior high got busted bopping the bologna under the bleachers at a homecuming dance. He told the disciplinarian that he did it because he had a painful erection from slow dancing to Journey with his date and couldn't take it anymore. It was a good enough excuse and he got out of it. You mean he got off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 191 Posted January 27, 2016 A few days before the start of senior year, a kid, with the last name Shukin, got busted at some small party. As we were all assembled in the gym a few days later, he walked in late. Everyone started saying, to the tune of Billy Squires Stroke, "Shukin, Shukin, stroke, stroke" . The whole school was doing it as this kid walked across the gym floor to the bleachers. I have to say he took it well, waving to the crowd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,336 Posted May 23 I’d love to know my count as of today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 2,216 Posted May 23 7 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: I’d love to know my count as of today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
