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Release four pigs/ dogs in wal mart and number them 1 2 3 and 5 .

 

Then watch the security guys tear up the store looking for number 4.

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Get a cargo van and pick up like 20 homeless people with the promise of liquor and weed, then drive them to the woods, drop them off and leave.

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Are you working off of the gag where you put post-it notes around the house for you girlfriend to find. The notes say "Will", "you" and "me", and you watch her wear herself out looking for the "marry" note?

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I had a blast coming up with Down Syndrome.

 

Yeah...you have had one good line in 13 posts...should have quit with that one.

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Relax, it's just an extra chromosome. You'll be fine.

 

This is where some might :insert trophy:. I'm not much for trophies. That was nice work though.

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This is where some might :insert trophy:. I'm not much for trophies. That was nice work though.

 

You are easily amused by unfunny aliases.

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tell the girls you're flirting with that your ex-girlfriend could touch her elbows behind her back.

enjoy the show that will ensue.

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