Everyone on this planet is a fockin moron

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,622]

I jumped when I read this thread, so technically I am not included

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

I jumped when I read this thread, so technically I am not included

Counts as long as you are in Earth's atmosphere

[fandandy 3,311]

both are open all year but start to smell and attract flies in the summer

He always knows not to go down on her when she has a pine tree air freshener hanging from her panties.

[jerryskids 5,276]

I don't associate as an earthling.