Trump's Border Wall Ideas

[wiffleball 4,789]

Former Trump White House staffer Miles Taylor claims in his new book that the former president was willing

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to go to extreme lengths to make sure that his beloved wall on the U.S.-Mexico border had no doors. As Newsweek reports, Taylor writes that Trump in 2019 was upset at reports that Texas ranchers were bringing their cattle through openings in the wall so that they could graze at the Rio Grande, on the grounds that this would let "thousands" of undocumented immigrants pour into the country. Even though then-Department of Homeland Security chief Kirstjen Nielsen insisted to the president that this wasn't the case, he demanded that his staff come up with alternative ways for ranchers to be able to access the Rio Grande. "Give the ranchers ladders," Trump floated at one point. "They can use ladders to get to the other side, but not doors. You could use small fire trucks. Call the local fire stations, and use the ladders on their trucks to help them get over." IN OTHER NEWS: Santos censure: Dems to put swing-district Republicans on the spot by forcing vote Taylor recalls thinking that Trump's plan to send cows over the wall via ladders was "incandescently stupid" but he nonetheless managed to avoid laughing in the former president's face. What's more, writes Taylor, the harebrained cow ladder scheme wasn't even the worst idea Trump had, as he even complained that military servicemembers sent to the border were not allowed to simply mow down immigrants on sight. "When it comes to Trump, the truth is always vastly more idiotic than the fiction," Taylor claims. "He spent more time coming up with imbecilic ideas at the border than he did focusing on his job. Sometimes the ideas were stupid. Sometimes they were illegal. Often they were both

[TBayXXXVII 2,499]

Sounds good.  Let's re-elect him and get that wall finished.

[wiffleball 4,789]

I mean, I've heard of salmon ladders, but cow ladders? 

 

Wow. 

 

 

[League Champion 1,896]

Perhaps Biden would feel differently If there were Little Kids at the border to sniff. He'd be on the next plane to Texas for that event. 

[supermike80 1,851]

Ohhh a new book..Hmmm..I wonder what might entice buyers here..Hmmmmmm

[Mike Honcho 5,202]

4 minutes ago, League Champion said:

Perhaps Biden would feel differently If there were Little Kids at the border to sniff. He'd be on the next place to Texas for that event. 

MDC would sniff the cows. 

Moo.

[League Champion 1,896]

Just now, Mike Honcho said:

MDC would smell the cows. 

Moo.