So Last Night I Banged My Head

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

O Mental will make you crazy.I get off the phone with Suxism and drink a beer. Fast forward two hours and I have to go. I go, and while I’m adjusting my panties, I hear a loud noise, and fell. I hit my head so hard on the ceramic floor, I was knocked unconscious. I woke up and realized how bad I hit my head.  So I did the three questions that doctors give the football players in the blue tent.

1-Who is the first president? ( They ask black players who freed the slavers)

2-What is your zip code and phone number?

3-Tell me a song, movie quote, or something you read. 
 

I passed myself protocol and crawled from the bathroom to the couch. Didn’t want to risk another fall. Thank you Sux for the advice.  I did the big no no and fell asleep. I wake to the door bell. It’s three South American wemens.Two look like they could play offensive tackles for the Eagles, and the other one you just 2anted sit in a hammock with and make her tell truth.The two tackles: Oooh la la. He could bring me on moonlight ride any night!  I’m not going to lie. It moved. And I thought of this…

 

 

 

 

[kutulu 1,676]

 

[cmh6476 1,025]

still dealing with the effects...

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

26 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

still dealing with the effects...

 Yeah. The messican maids made me want to go to the Caribbean again.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

37 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

still dealing with the effects...

 And yes. Can’t you tell?

[Mike Honcho 5,270]

1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

O Mental will make you crazy.I get off the phone with Suxism and drink a beer. Fast forward two hours and I have to go. I go, and while I’m adjusting my panties, I hear a loud noise, and fell. I hit my head so hard on the ceramic floor, I was knocked unconscious. I woke up and realized how bad I hit my head.  So I did the three questions that doctors give the football players in the blue tent.

What do you mean you heard a loud noise and fell...like a fainting goat?

 

[Fnord 2,265]

Was it consensual?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

42 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Was it consensual?

 The fall? It’s fall, right?

[Fnord 2,265]

1 minute ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 The fall? It’s fall, right?

No. Did your head consent to being banged?

Kinda ruining what was already a subpar attempt at a joke here...